Ninjy

Truly my greatest accomplishment

Best tweet of the World Cup

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!! Nearly six years after starting streaming, and over three since I had to remake my whole account we finally get there. I can't the whole MCSR community enough, always showing up and hyping up my events, you guys are the best🩵 Big things coming...

International Non-Binary People’s Day

Give me songs to learn on guitar (i am very much a beginner)

I fucking hate this guy

HAMILTON in MINECRAFT 50+ Cast/Crew - Fully Filmed and Edited - Live Choreography All in Minecraft. In front of a Live Audience. July 11th. GET A TICKET: discord.gg/schpood WATCH PREMIERE: @schpoody" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@schpoody or don't... I wont take it personally.

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career.

I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory Whens it gonna get me, in my sleep? Seven blocks ahead of me? If i see it coming do i run or do i let it be? Is it like an axe without efficiency? Happy Birthday America

@Uncertain_Pine1 I could see the spot going to Solid Snake or especially Cloud Strife though, since they fulfill a similar purpose

I’m seeing this debate pop up in my TL again and it is very silly so I’m throwing my two cents in. Mount Rushmore of gaming is Mario, Kratos, Pacman, Steve. This is irrefutable

What if Yellow chased after the Knight instead of Flowery

Hot take but I'm actually glad that this is semi misleading. If you haven't watched it this is a pretty aggressive anti AI message packaged in a way that seems pro AI on first glance. Hopefully that means it'll be more approachable to the exact type of people who should watch it

SONIC X DELTARUNE 1/2 (Repost, happy Deltarune day!!)

@Emiratti “Mf that’s called DEAD BY DAYLIGHT”

im a jeep

Happy Birthday to the hero who outran fate itself. Keep running free, Sonic. 💙

@Lokicorn_ @TerryTheBuneary You understand 🤘✨

@TerryTheBuneary pokepark 3 and it aint even close

Which pill would you take? Pokemon Spin-off Games Edition: 💊