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@YesterdaysBrit1 Pretty sure you can still go to a pub, drink, smoke, have an Indian meal (including meat Madras), and walk home. Nothing’s changed much, if that’s what you want to do.

Forty years ago I was sat in a pub, drinking and smoking. Then I had a meat madras in the Indian restaurant on Walmer seafront. Then I wandered off home. That's how it should be after a week at work. Didn't earn a fortune, but somehow there was enough money to have a good time.

@dank_ackroyd Lead Story…

Ok someone tried to shag a dog here then

@NicholasLissack You’re as mad as a wheelbarrow mate 😀

I’m in London, marching with 30k brave Iranian patriots to the US embassy, demanding President Trump finish the job. Iran must be liberated to save both the Iranian people and Western civilisation from Islamist nuclear terrorism. We will never stop. Free Iran. Javid Shah!

@untypicalboro - Autos are now over. - Playoffs possible, but realistically this is not a team that gets promotion. - 26/27 season will be EFL. - This obsessive titting about with the ball back and forth all day long is absolutely NOT the way forward.

You can see this mental paralysis creep through the team as the game goes on, the fear they will miss or lose the ball; so they don't shoot or make the killer pass & instead play safe, pass it back, give to someone else. Time to stand up & take responsibility. Don't blow it now.

@untypicalboro Wasn’t bothered about getting in the stupid play-offs anyway.

Crowd shout 'shooooot' as the ball drops then McGree takes the cue and sends in a sizzler that the keeper tips over. Plenty of #Boro pressure and chances and Pompey look rocky but a dark long ice age of nillness. #UTB

@untypicalboro This is like Sting having sex, isn’t it ??

Conway breaks clear then thinks, then panics. Then squares. Then Strelec underhits his shot 12 yards out. A glorious moment missed. #Boro are all over-thinking and looking for perfection it when a bit of spite and welly is required. #UTB

@untypicalboro I’m not at this match or watching it - but going by the clubs own social media feed, in 35 minutes of play, we’ve had 2 shots.

Long spell of patient, precise passing as #Boro try to pick their way through Pompey but few sights of target and some fans just starting to get a little edgy. #UTB

@izzyslovenian It’s really not the time to ‘forget about the table’. It’s very much the time to be ‘extremely thoughtful about the table’.

Time to forget about the table, just a little. It’s about momentum now and getting the injured players back into the team, and building confidence and belief. Massive game again. UTB

@Project_Boro We can go back to 2nd today. We just need to beat Pompey by at least 10 goals. Piece of piss 😀

Hopefully the boys can get back to winning ways, and we can finally gather some momentum for the playoffs and solidify 3rd or 4th 🤞

@untypicalboro The good thing is, if this starting 11 don’t click and score a few then the bench is absolutely loaded with goal scorers. Always good to have options ⚽️

Our Pompey Pummelling Posse #UTB #Boro

@elliecostelloTV @EamonnHolmes Heil and Hearty ?

Thinking of you @EamonnHolmes and wishing you a speedy recovery ❤️‍🩹🙏🏼

@imranmahmood777 I think it’s legally chocolate in the UK but the EU regs are a bit more stringent…

Is there so little cocoa in this now that they can’t even legally call it chocolate?

@dank_ackroyd I’m a Gastro-Cardiac consultant at Fulchester Royal Infirmary and we say ‘Hearty-Burn-Burns’ Ruth.

Of course, I don’t say indigestion, I say (gunshot)

Renniemaxxing in the indigestionsphere

@PompeyTom83 You should pop in for a bevvie ! Enjoy your stay and all the best (worst) for the result 😀👍🏼 #UTB

Just found out the Middlesbrough chairman lives down the road from the air BNB we’re staying at in his 180 million pound mansion, ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY MILLION 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

@Boro Shooting practice not obvious ? We can tit about dribbling around cones and poles ‘till the end of the season, but the ball ain’t going to twat itself into the net. I’d have every last one of them on nothing other than shooting practice from here-on-in…

Working hard at Rockliffe ⚽️

@prodnose Fair play for spelling Middlesbrough right 👍🏼

I have thoroughly analysed every recent result in the Championship and noted Millwall after Middlesbrough were touted as top two. Then they lost and now Southampton who just won are touted as top two. As are Ipswich. And maybe Hull. Face it everyone. Nobody has a fucking clue.

What an utterly incredible story !! What ever next ?? Tony Blackburn puts his bins out ?

@untypicalboro @BBCFOUR4 ***ITV2*** “THIS WEEK ON BLUFF ISLAND, FRANK MUIR SQUIRES BONNIE BLUE…”

Watching Call My Bluff on @BBCFOUR4 and cringing at the thought that if they remade it now the guests would include Paddy McGuiness, Rylan and Gemma Collins.

@Boroandthat It’s remarkable that considering how little Strelec contributed in the first half, he’s actually made even less effort in the second half. Absolute waster.

I’ve got nothing to say really. Speechless at how stupid our players can be. Big 2nd half.