Nitiin Junejaa 🐦‍⬛

Men are simple. We just need an Americano, a Rolex, and a Porsche.

@desimojito Aur delhi se badiya traffic?

Bhai poora world ghoom chuka hoo main par Delhi se better khaana kahi nahi hai

@hrushb Is this actually true? Is it possible nowadays?

Called #Dyson today about problem with a 5 year old vacuum cleaner. Way out of warranty. Service rep did a video diagnostic on the call. Response: “There’s a problem with the filter. You haven’t complained in 5 years. We will send you a new filter free of charge for goodwill.”

@curiousharish Who listen to Ankur?

Should’ve put money in FD and not listened to Ankur

@ndtv Doomed

Uttar Pradesh Government Cancels Rs 25,000 Crore MoU With Puch AI ndtv.com/india-news/utt…

@CaVivekkhatri Insightful 💡

You sold some stocks this year. Made a profit. Now tax is coming. But somewhere in your portfolio, a fund or stock is sitting in the RED. That loss? It can CANCEL your profit. Legally. Fully. Before March 31. This is Tax Harvesting. And most Indian investors have no idea they're sitting on a free tax refund. 🧵 (ACT TODAY)

Don’t know what this stock market wants. #Stockmarket

@Iyervval @AxisBank EXACTLY

Whatever you do - never ever ever open a business account with @AxisBank. Literally never come across a more third rate bank. Open an account in 15 minutes. Close the account 1 year +. Keep changing requirements of closing documents every single visit, useless unhelpful staff

@CAHimankSingla Na karen Janab..

Client whole year silent… no books, no replies, nothing... Arrives on 25th September for audit.. CAs:

@whosthatmiss Karan Johar

Life me aaj tak bohot kuch dekh liya but pathan ya jawan movie ka ek bhi fan nahi dekha.

@maveinlux Waste of time. + Sunny Deol is an AI in the movie.

I started watching Border 2 on Netflix 6 days ago. I wish I could unsee whatever I saw of it. Whoever directed it, must already stop. #dhurandhar has set a very very high standard.

@DealsDhamaka Which city? It's buttery smooth in Delhi.

If you value your time, don’t go for CNG vehicle 🚗 ⛽️ It’s waste of time and pain in refuelling. Even at 1 AM, the line for CNG is insane … Before someone comments - No it’s not related to energy crisis. It’s a daily thing for years #Travel

@moronhumor Peakest

Yet another peak detailing by Aditya Dhar 😆😆😆

@ThetaVegaCap perfect 👏

Reality of Many Indians 20L in Fixed Deposits 1Cr in Real Estate 30-40L in Gold 5L in Mutual Funds 2L in Shares Opens Demat accounts in 10 times a day 😂 Aisa kaise chalega babu Bhaiya #Equity #Investing

@AsliKhuda 🤣

और हमारे यहां शिल्पी जी पपीते को आम बोलने वाले को चुतिया बोलते है।

@puch_ai @amitkilhor Bingo 🤣

@amitkilhor Fake News.

@IndianOilcl Exactly

There is no shortage of petrol or diesel. Rumours circulating online can create unnecessary concern and disrupt normal supply patterns. IndianOil outlets are well-stocked and fully operational. We urge citizens to avoid panic buying and rely only on verified information. Together, we can keep the system running efficiently for everyone. #NationFirst #TheEnergyOfIndia #IndianOil #FuelAssurance #StayCalmIndia @HardeepSPuri @PetroleumMin @neerajmittalias @secretary_moPNG @ChairmanIOCL @sahneyas

@PicturesFoIder No Issue in DELHI. Unnecessary Panic.

Situation near petrol pumps in cities of India

2 Bisleri bottles of 250ml, different designs, height difference, cap difference, same batch number. Which one is real and which one is fake? Amazed. #Bisleri #Fssai

@ritksharmaa Looking like Thanos.

Guys 1st row mai baith kar Dhurandhar 2 mat dekhna 😭😭😭😭 #Dhurandhar‌TheRevenge

March is a hectic month.