
Niyi💎
14.3K posts

Niyi💎
@NiyiDefi
Soft Boy💡• IT💻• Corporate Ogba🤒• £verything Crypto📊💰🤝• Zodiac-Wizard🧙 Pre-Rich🤝😂







Before buying anything in Nigeria, you have to go the extra mile especially with cars. You need to inspect properly. Why does this same issue apply to engines and transmissions? Why are they even spraying the transmission to give it that “Belgium” appearance?




“If i dey lie, make ogun carry my mama where Wizkid mama dey” Omo osan 😂



“High Net-worth broke” is another type of suffering no one explains. You might find a billionaire indoors in his mega-mansion unable to buy fuel in his 5 car convoy to attend an event. He locks his gate and avoids visitors hoping he can solve their problems. I once helped a G-wagon bros with N50k to fuel his car as he was running late for a flight and only had 3 miles with 0 Naira in all his accounts. I was fueling my classic mercedes at the forte oil on admiralty road in lekkk and he casually walked up to me and told me his ordeal. I didn’t even think twice or judge him, I just asked them to fuel him quickly. Apparently his driver took the car on an errand and left it on empty. He got to Abuja and transferred N250k to me about a month later. I totally forgot the encounter. Great guy and today he is one of my biggest customers at my eyewear stores. I too had been in his shoes, so I understand how it happens. That Rich man you look up too, might need your little help once in a while. 🙏🏾



Nothing sweet poor people like owning property..thats why they buy properties in bushes with hope it will appreciate. Instead of placing this 20m in money market & use the interest to rent a good property in a good area..they tie the money down in one bush just to answer landlord


one of the worst decisions you can make as a tenant is sharing a prepaid meter with a neighbor. you have one tv, a fan and maybe a fridge. your neighbor has two 3.5hp ACs, a deep freezer, three TVs, and two washing machines. lmao tears


So far, we have produced 4 units of the new Zedtron-X power station, 1 unit has been shipped already ✅ U can see the last unit still being built, with wires sticking out, just to show u it's indeed real✅ I wish to specially thank our customers on the waiting list for believing in us & trusting us with their money🙏🏻 Thank you for supporting 'Made in Nigeria 🇳🇬' endeavors, ur puchase supports pple who are employed & our brand growth Delivery will continue in chronological order The Zedtron-X power station is a portable power station/solar generator with a 1.2Kwh Lifepo4 battery, and 600watts AC power For context, it can run ur 50 inch LED TV, decoder, regular fan and charge a smartphone for 7 hours It will be available on our website zedora.io by tomorrow For pre-orders, u can still send a WhatsApp msg to 08183093568 #Zedora #madeinNigeria 🇳🇬



After T-bag go say make I pay tax. This is me mounting solar in my store again 💔


Can postpill still work 4 days after the sexxx???















