Michael Bolton

@paleochristcon A woman can't figure out what to do when a gun jams and their feeble arms would give out

@paleochristcon I think the men could beat them with psychological warfare

Ok. Let's assume the armies comprised of men starting with swords and women with machine guns. Who wins that?

@paleochristcon They probably wouldn't know how to properly use the tech. Then you run into the problem with them not wanting to shoot someone with a sob story or whatever. Maybe if you found one of the one who gets abortions every week she'd be okay with it, but then we run into problem 1 again

Let's pretend there was an all female military. All of them. Vs an all male military. Same numbers The all male had technological disadvantages. They are using mil tech from a decade previous lets say. The all female army had access to all modern technology. Who wins

One of the more useful posts I have seen went: “whenever you read a Reddit post describing completely bizarre social dynamics, just assume that everyone involved in the story is immensely fat”.

@bl1sterex1sts Whew

If you made your account in 2026 fuck you

More updates from my office window at 6:00

A guy and a girl walk into a bar

@kirawontmiss Can I go viral if I draw myself with my multiple virgin wives in heaven?

Man goes viral after sharing a drawing of what he saw during a near deаth experience😳

@paleochristcon @hollowearthterf Bitches be trippin

@hollowearthterf You leave my black ex wife alone you monster.

You can’t open a pickle jar, does this mean Rachel was hopped up on like two different types of birth control when she married you after the first two guys? O wait, she was already pregnant with your baby when you were married to the black woman, so I guess not

More footage from men vs women on survival island. The more you watch, the funnier it gets.

BREAKING: Odds of a recession this year plummet from 40% to 17% — a record low.

“58% of Child molestors are White dads” data point is interesting I wonder how it would change if they actually recorded Nonwhites correctly

@IPlyThem It's too late, Michelle. I'm a full blown retard now.

The more time I spend on here the more I actually find Pearl funny. Is X making me retarded?

@OwenBenjamin When I was going to buy a dog everyone kept telling me to go to the animal shelter. They'd get really virtue signally about it too. "Why get a purebred dog when there's so many waiting to be rescued? :(" Uh because I don't want some stupid pit mixed mutt with a biting issue

It’s weird when people always introduce their dog as “rescue.” We get it dude no one wanted your dog. You saved it as if you were literally Jesus Christ. “This is my wife she’s a former homeless prostitute that no one wanted. Want to see me throw her a treat?”

@OwenBenjamin They look related

The way Vance cucks to the black widow Erika Kirk, I have a suspicion they fuck

Last night I watched some fatties debating about how fat positively isn't bad or whatever. It made me feel good that I'm not fat AND retarded. Just plain old stupid.

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

@pearlythingz @Rianstone Go fuck yourself you soulless cretin

@Rianstone I would trust gay men with kids over a woman

I don't buy it. What perfectly normal moms did to their kids during COVID was way worse.

@dantypo I once went to the grocery store and grabbed a cart that still had bits of half cleaned shit and dog hair stuck in it. Really changed my perspective.

Nobody is required to love your dog. I know I sound like a prick. But stop bringing them in stores. Just last Friday, I stopped in a store and a guy in checkout has his dog and it jumps on me as I walk past them. “Oh he just loves people” they say obliviously. So? I’m having to go to customers and the dog got dirt streaks on the thigh of my pants. And spare me the “if you don’t like it, don’t go in the store” bullshit. If you can’t make it through a store without your dog, it’s not me with the issues. I had a dog. It was a great dog. Best part of our family at times. But I expect NOBODY to have to deal with my occasionally over-excited dog, especially in a public place. I’d never have even thought of bringing a dog (I’ve seen it twice now) in a restaurant. Hell, if a person came over my house who was uncomfortable with it acting up, I’d take him in the other room. And for those with actual service pets? You really should speak up, because the people who don’t have well trained dogs are going to lose you that privilege. *end rant