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Since everyone is now a geopolitics expert, I too shall weigh in on the Middle East with my years of experience playing Crusader Kings.
Israel should immediately marry Israeli women into the Azerbaijani elite to raise a generation of Azeri offspring that can be cultural indoctrinated by their mothers into Zionism. Optimise for beautiful, fecund daughters.
In 20-25 years, you can then use your Zionism perk tree hooks to marry the ethnic Azeri cultural Jew daughters into the Iranian cleric families.
Wait 20 years while your army of hot fertile Azeri Jewesses seduce the sons of the clerical dynasties and allow them to fill the holy grail with the seed of Muhammad.
Turn your attention back to your vassal state - America. You should always have a spymaster stationed here gathering intel / fabricating hooks. Your starting spymaster “Epstein” is stationed in Tel Aviv but unless you max tech nano-tech / mind upload via a random AI event, you will need a replacement. Try “Kushner” in Washington, he joins with +100 opinion and he’s good for at least 30-40 years.
Look at your Hooks page. You should have a ton of hooks on characters in Washington. Check if you have hooks on the President of the United States. In 90% of games, you should have. If not, it should be easy to use your current hooks to get someone there at the next election. Optimise for Greedy, Gluttonous and Lustful characters with low Intrigue and Learning stats.
Do not use the “Form Greater Zion” decision to integrate America - it’s a noob trap that will create too many factions to manage. Focus on Iran and exerting control over America via hooks.
If you have hooks on the POTUS, check in on your Azeri Jewess honeypot breeding programme. If there are sons, make sure you have them on the Learning education path. You want high Diplomacy and high Learning. If the childhood event for religion triggers, make them a Secret Jew.
High Learning should get them on the Guardian Council, as long as they have high relations with the current Ayatollah. But no worries if not. Because this is what you have been building up to.
Your dynasty perk tree should have a ton of unlocks at this point. Unlock the entire “Mossad” tree. It gives you max information on the clerical families and provides a +500% boost to hostile schemes.
Now find everyone on the Guardian Council. Bookmark all of them. Then go to the realm view and plot to kill anyone that is from the Cleric families and has decent Learning that isn’t in the Guardian Council yet. Your Jewspawn should basically be the highest Learning / Diplomacy stat characters.
Now start assassinating the Guardian Council. At some point Iran might declare war. If so - call on your American vassal. If the Ayatollah / Guardian Council goes into a bunker, you will have to declare war yourself and get the Americans in. Siege Tehran for a few weeks and they should die.
As the Guardian Council empties, the only replacements are your Jewspawn. And when the Ayatollah dies, the only replacements… will be chosen by your Jewspawn.
You can then culture convert the entire Iranian population or simply keep them as a pseudo vassal state.
And so the Middle East problem is permanently solved and you can use your newfound control over the Strait of Hormuz to wage war against China, or consider the Greater Zion challenge.
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@inno_ox @JupiterExchange If you bought one jup at tge and staked it until now, are you up or down today? Include asr and jupuary but exclude other rewards/ pre sale ops
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everyone says $jup is down bad. WRONG ❌
if you held/bought AND staked JUP at TGE, you're actually doing GREAT!
ASR alone:
> 10,000 JUP staked at TGE → 31,450 JUP today.
that's +214% JUP in 7 ASR periods
Jupuary stakers allocation 2025 on top of that.
and none of this even counts:
> PENGU, BLUE, METEORA, SBTs airdrops
> HUMA presale access
> WET ICO eligibility
> Catstanbul & Catlumpurr subsidies (2x $2K)
people are starting to realize that staking JUP is one of the best R/R plays in Solana DeFi.
874M JUP staked. 374K stakers. 22.88% current APY.
and now with no new net emissions, selling pressure dropped. price has been quietly going up the last few weeks.
are you staking your jup? 🐱

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The claim has closed. The unclaimed will be burned.
380M $LINEA is headed to the fireplace.

MetaMask 🦊@MetaMask
The $LINEA claim window for MetaMask Rewards has come to a close. 🔥 The remaining 380M tokens that were not claimed will be burned. 🔥 Thank you for participating!
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@marinonchain @jup_mobile What's the point of claiming this
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👉 Recognizes users who swapped on Jupiter Mobile
👉 Marks this Jupiter Mobile × Pudgy Penguins collab moment
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✅ If you’ve swapped on @jup_mobile before
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✅ If you haven’t swapped yet
👉 Make any swap on Jupiter Mobile
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@gnarleyjs @NoSpinCrypto There are certain people who want BTC exposure but don’t have access directly to BTC so settle for MicroStrategy as a proxy
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after 480,000,000+ $JUP votes were cast, the Net-Zero Emissions proposal has passed with a supermajority in favor (75%)
no more net-new JUP entering circulation. team emissions halted. mercurial sell pressure hedged. jupuary postponed (and snapshot preserved).
this is the most aggressive supply commitment any major token project has made in a while, and we're excited that so many token holders were in support.
i know this wasn’t easy. like any governance process, not everyone got the outcome they wanted.
but every side gave something to the cause here - including the team, the community, and the stakers. that’s what long-term alignment looks like.
now the only thing that matters is what we do next.
no more debates about emissions. no more supply overhang narratives. the excuses are gone. what’s left is execution.
we have things in the pipeline that are going to make this entire debate feel small. you’ll see soon enough.
oh and btw, $JUP staked is now at an all-time high.
onwards and upwards.
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@sid_nirvana_fi Its a great crypto but I feel like it's the same 10 guys buying and selling ANA to each other. How do we take this to the next level, because Samsara appears to have done nothing. In fact the price is down significantly since samsara
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@NoSpinCrypto It can’t push *below* $30M.
The line between “bullposting” and “bulshitting” is very thin. I share your ire at the ridiculous claims people make.
The nice thing about Nirvana is it does its job no matter what people say about it. Unlike pretty much everything else.
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If $ANA does not go down to its current floor price and stay there forever, it will go up according to a deterministic market-making algorithm, which, while technically unbounded and allowing for infinite price appreciation, likely starts hitting a soft wall around $10-$20 trillion market cap because Nirvana’s rising floor would be secured by the largest capital reserves in world history, and consequently would strain the global money supply in an unprecedented manner.
nfa, just an interesting fact.
Michael Saylor@saylor
If it’s not going to zero, it’s going to a million. $BTC
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@marinonchain Best place to park 10k usdc till bear market is over. Ideally earning at least 10%. Ideally close to royal free. Any ideas?
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At what price would you start buying $SOL again?
Personally, these are the ranges where DCA could make sense:
✅ $50–55 → Conservative entries
✅$40–50 → Confident accumulation
✅$35–40 → Aggressive buys
Of course, this depends on your timeframe & conviction.
Curious - what’s your bear market strategy?

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Is everyone really voting for Net-Zero Emissions in this Jupuary vote?
This breakdown by voting power is interesting:
✅ < $1K $JUP staked = 40% Net-Zero
✅ $1K – $10K = 60% Net-Zero
✅ $10K – $100K = 70% Net-Zero
✅ $100K – $1M = 80% Net-Zero
✅ $1M+ = 90% Net-Zero
The bigger the stake, the stronger the support for Net-Zero.
Whales are overwhelmingly in favor - but even low & mid-sized holders lean that way.
Only the smallest cohort is split.
Curious how you interpret this data? 👀

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@NoSpinCrypto @JupiterExchange Because I didn’t care.
And have better things to do with my life.
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I used @JupiterExchange for years before we even heard of #Jupuary or $JUP.
I used it because it was a great product. Never expected anything.
Never even knew something was planned.
Now people use it expecting refunds to offset their awful trades.
The current level entitlement from degen traders is disgusting.
I’ll keep using @JupiterExchange because it’s still the best Dex on the best blockchain.

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