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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"

Good morning 😊

The bees are buzzing, a woodpecker is stabbing trees with his face-knife, and the tea is steaming. Hope y'all have a glorious day.

“Almost none of the needles in this children’s playground have AIDS on them” My. God. He nuked her from orbit 💀

I have to admit, after some googling, that hentaivirus looks pretty scary.

Scrolled this to watch the sarcasm impaired and was not disappointed.

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My idea of a good day? Laughing at dumb criminals on "Forensic Files" while having the patience to stab something several hundred times.

All the feels.🥰

Thanks to "Bill and Ted" I can't stop pronouncing it "So-CRATES" instead of Soc-rah-tees... ...you're welcome

Baby hippo playing with its mum

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UFOs: Rubio finding out he’s going to be in charge of the Martians.

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Good morning 😊