No-Jon!

What do you call a dog without any legs? Doesn’t matter what you call it ain’t coming

@MDNnewss @DadaMorero @DadaMorero is this a joke.. parts of the CBD without water for a month now

Johannesburg Mayor Dada Morero has called on residents to save water as the city faces rising demand and frequent pipe bursts.

@I_Am_The_ICT Like for real, or like the other 10 times you were going offline

I'm not going to participate on this platform, going forward. You are about to see what I told you was coming. Be ready and look up...

@Leon_Schreib @HomeAffairsSA can we work on an API endpoint to verify work permits and visas? Let us help employers and workers 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

@JamesBruce131 You’re in kzn right? Some interesting traders coming from your part of the world 😅

Where are all my South African traders at? 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

@Paledian @BaragwanathBiz You’ll become Michael Phelps before while I’ll still move like Mr Bean

Willing to teach white people how to dance in exchange for swimming lessons.

Markets today (I had to...!)

soon

@JSE_Invest @EasyEquities Or 2 months to allocate recurring debit order 🫠

Bruh why does @EasyEquities take like a week for cash from sold investment to become ‘settled’ and thus withdraw-able, while other brokers like SBG settle same day/next day?

@hamboneZA @SAPoliceService Crime provincial unit 😂

Hey @SAPoliceService... Is this how you inform people where there's a warrant of arrest out for them? 😂 Got a little spice in you?

There’s an IG influencer who started as a fitness model and is now peddling..you guessed it..trading courses. According to said fitness/trading influencer, the bitcoin halving created massive demand because it HALVED ALL SUPPLY in the market 🫠

@virginactiveSA @X In this analogy that goal post is the X platform 🫠

@virginactiveSA @X

Tested @EasyEquities and let’s just say it’s not gone well.. 2 of the last 3 monthly debit orders still not allocated and after nearly a week Support still can’t find the missing funds. It’s been real 🫡

@2yrflipper You had my respect at father of 7!!! 👀🫡

On todays episode of unhinged things that are happening in Cape Town, these people are charging R6000 a week for you to look after their dog. They’re charging you. To look after their dog.

@quintindavis @IECSouthAfrica Guessing they got more ballot papers to Marist brothers? 🫣 how long was the wait

Voting was smooth. Staff friendly and helpful. Well done @IECSouthAfrica

People in Vida day 2 👀 lady pulls up in a Porsche Cayenne Coupe, asks if they’re giving free coffees to voters. I suppose if I drank less R40 coffees maybe I’d have the Porsche. Every cent counts

MyMan in Vida coffee, walks in on the phone looking rather flustered pacing up and down. Gives up on waiting in the 2 man queue, instead grips maybe 20 sweeteners, a whole handful, as in now there are none left. Shoves them in the pocket, walks out

@BoucherNicolas No xlookup 👀

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