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@No_Jon_

Trader by day 📈 Dad jokes extraordinaire by night 🍼

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No-Jon!@No_Jon_·
What do you call a dog without any legs? Doesn’t matter what you call it ain’t coming
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MDN NEWS@MDNnewss·
Johannesburg Mayor Dada Morero has called on residents to save water as the city faces rising demand and frequent pipe bursts.
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@I_Am_The_ICT Like for real, or like the other 10 times you were going offline
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The Inner Circle Trader
The Inner Circle Trader@I_Am_The_ICT·
I'm not going to participate on this platform, going forward. You are about to see what I told you was coming. Be ready and look up...
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@Leon_Schreib @HomeAffairsSA can we work on an API endpoint to verify work permits and visas? Let us help employers and workers 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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@JamesBruce131 You’re in kzn right? Some interesting traders coming from your part of the world 😅
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James Bruce 🇿🇦@JamesBruce131·
Where are all my South African traders at? 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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Paledi Mothapo@Paledian·
Willing to teach white people how to dance in exchange for swimming lessons.
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Marlie Chunger
Marlie Chunger@JSE_Invest·
Bruh why does @EasyEquities take like a week for cash from sold investment to become ‘settled’ and thus withdraw-able, while other brokers like SBG settle same day/next day?
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There’s an IG influencer who started as a fitness model and is now peddling..you guessed it..trading courses. According to said fitness/trading influencer, the bitcoin halving created massive demand because it HALVED ALL SUPPLY in the market 🫠
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Tested @EasyEquities and let’s just say it’s not gone well.. 2 of the last 3 monthly debit orders still not allocated and after nearly a week Support still can’t find the missing funds. It’s been real 🫡
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No-Jon!@No_Jon_·
@2yrflipper You had my respect at father of 7!!! 👀🫡
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Ndumi@Leave_the_candy·
On todays episode of unhinged things that are happening in Cape Town, these people are charging R6000 a week for you to look after their dog. They’re charging you. To look after their dog.
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People in Vida day 2 👀 lady pulls up in a Porsche Cayenne Coupe, asks if they’re giving free coffees to voters. I suppose if I drank less R40 coffees maybe I’d have the Porsche. Every cent counts
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MyMan in Vida coffee, walks in on the phone looking rather flustered pacing up and down. Gives up on waiting in the 2 man queue, instead grips maybe 20 sweeteners, a whole handful, as in now there are none left. Shoves them in the pocket, walks out
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Nicolas Boucher@BoucherNicolas·
Top 21 Excel Formulas you must know Is there anything missing?
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