Nooooooah

@funnyweirdv @nonregemesse Being a slut isn’t crime but you should still be shamed for it

@nonregemesse I’m curios is it a crime to do p0rn? Like allow everyone to be themselves

She does porn now

@blessedcasual Max won’t give you a lap dance bro

@NoahBc19 Yeah the guy in my pfp definitely a crotch sniffer. I never said I hate his fighting style

If this man doesn’t get knocked out at least once in his career it’d be the biggest disappointment in MMA history. Possibly World History

@yeljr23 Tbf he had 4 losses before turning 21. Then he went 18-3

7 professional mma losses this is an ez pick

@blessedcasual You hate actually entertaining fighters and love crotch sniffers and call me the twink lol

@NoahBc19 Sean isn’t gonna let you give him a lap dance twink

Only people without a functioning frontal lobe finds this funny

@MAZDHARMMA He gets knocked out

This fight will show that JDM is still the second best welterweight

@travispickler @jeansilvagoat @TaylorJohn41431

@jeansilvagoat @TaylorJohn41431 You’re right Giles does knock prates stiff in the rematch

Best boxer in the UFC countered by Kevin Holland

@slipqufc2 @MMACHICK_ The best timeline

@MMACHICK_ We will for sure when Carlos sleeps jdm and Islam subs Ian Garry

This matchup is absolutely perfect and I hope we can see it while they’re both in their prime

@ufc @paramountplus “Jack”

Give your opponent a new nickname 🤔 [#UFCPerth | MAY 2 | 7amET | LIVE on @ParamountPlus ]

@realkevink I know you are using reverse psychology by posting this…

🚨LOCK OF THE DAY🚨 Jack Della Maddalena WILL WIN at #UFCPerth I Expect JDM To Win Via Decision

@I_AM_SATURDAY Great value but Steve not gonna lose lol

Appreciate you, myboi #UFCPerth

@romanticacell @LakersNationnns @pubity Did you even read the rest tho? lol

@LakersNationnns @pubity ohh shit kill that man

Minnesota House passes bill to ban AI generated nude images of children.

@CompleteNutter2 @monty_moneybags @RedWavePress Action shots of him walking and laughing to say he’s gay just makes no sense dude lmao

@NoahBc19 @monty_moneybags @RedWavePress Yeah…he’s the epitome of masculinity. Saying I’m projecting tells me you are a triggered Obama fan. I’m just having a bit of fun on social media.

TMZ: “Are we going to have a female president first or a g*y president?” Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY): “Well, we don’t know if we’ve already had a g*y president. I think there’s chances maybe we have but I don’t know.”

@CompleteNutter2 @monty_moneybags @RedWavePress I don’t love Obama but there is quite literally nothing gay about these pics💀you might be projecting

@monty_moneybags @RedWavePress You’re right. He’s the picture of masculinity. Never mind the first 4 pics. 🤣

@Hugofloresf @ruebencarter0 Morales woulda lost to Shavkat too buddy, competition matters

@NoahBc19 @ruebencarter0 Morales is undefeated, Gary is not.

BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Michael Morales vs Kamaru Usman is close to being signed for #UFC329 IFW.

@Hugofloresf @ruebencarter0 Morales best win is Sean Brady and it’s very unlikely he knocks Islam out m. Gary beat belal, prates, mvp and has a way better style to beat Islam imo. But It can go to either and it would make sense.

@ruebencarter0 What? WTF is this? Why aren't we getting Michael Morales Vs Islam Makhachev? Why the fu©k do they want Morales to destroy Usman? It should be Ian Gary vs Usman... and Islam Makhachev vs Michael Morales. Will it be at the end? Only questions.

@ClarkMatth23410 @WestTillDeath @pickstilldeath First 5 round fight

@WestTillDeath @pickstilldeath If only he chose to properly fight in the first few rounds against Garry he probably would’ve got him. IMO has the best chance to beat makachev

Carlos Prates Last 6 Opponents 🚬 #carlosprates #ufc #mma #ufcperth

@ChampRDS @PaddyTheBaddy Good matchup! Paddy wins I think

🚨 Paddy Pimblett gives a hint on who his next opponent will be Looks like it’s gonna be Benoit Saint-Denis 👀 (via @PaddyTheBaddy)

@McGregorRousey2 Most popular fighter?

Respect Max but how the hell did a guy coming off one of worst performances in UFC history get the “Ultimate Edition”😭