The Lydian Mode's Greatest Advocate

@AdelineMRowe I am a middle aged mother

If you're not listening to Liszt's Sonata in B minor, go to bed now. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars

Stayed 10 minutes past closing at the gym to finish a drop set. The guard said "what do you think you're doing?" I said "lifting, clearly. Try it sometime" New enemy made

Happy Birthday to a legend and inspiration. I hope this is the year you release the score to your violin partita

Forget elevating. I'M ESCALATING!!

Currently sobbing in the shower to Alexander Borodin's 2nd string quartet. AMA

Waiting patiently for an opera libretto to use the phrase "Zamn, Shawty"

To all New Years resolutions gym goers, I apologize you had to see me max out deadlifting to the finale of Mahler's 2nd Symphony

Folk Punk is like Folk Metal but they're scared to actually get in a fight

People are out here still listening to 3 minute songs. New minimum is 30 minutes

@JustSoDelighted If that's being senile, then uhhhhhh I forget

It’s funny seeing anti Biden students cause yeah he’s senile but a few months ago he gave you $20,000 and now he basically promised every citizen an eighth like what else can the man offer you

@brandoalamode Jenkins 🧜‍♂️

Brahms 😴

He’s a Ten, but he refers to Akhenaten as Amenhotep IV

Thinking a little extra about Prokofiev today 😔

@mediocrebailey Do it Do it

@JustSoDelighted Who needs directions. All roads lead to Rome

Women will joke about men not asking for directions then won’t go see a therapist

Someone just called me a boomer for ordering a bloody Mary 😐

Wish someone would look at me the way I look at Tchaikovsky's 5th symphony

@JustSoDelighted What kind?

If we don’t have salami you’ll see me in the news tomorrow