Noah Kozecke

Daaaang gurl, you look tastier than a perfectly glazed toaster strudel

2018 Drake might be the best version of Drake there was..

@jeffyH10 Pack your bags

Jim Krasinski reunited The Office cast for a superfan couple's virtual wedding. The result was fantastic. twitter.com/spidermanffh/s…

The U.S. has now passed 50,000 cases of the Covid-19 coronavirus. That is 8x the number we had a week ago. In another week we are looking at 400,000+ cases—more than the whole world has right now—unless we take strong measures to stop it.

My son said watching Trump do a press conference is like watching the kid who didn’t read the book give his book report.

Baby Stephen A was ANNOYED as hell today.

we are so screwed

New York State Liquor Store Association notified liquor stores that they have been deemed an essential business and may remain open.

#BREAKING - @MayorRichDavid has now imposed a CURFEW for #Binghamton - you must stay in your house from 10 pm through 5 am with certain exceptions

The City is implementing a nightly curfew, effective immediately, requiring residents to stay home between 10 p.m. and 5 a.m., except in the case of an emergency or if required by work.

BREAKING: County officials confirmed there is one reported case of the coronavirus in Broome County. 70 tests are pending. on.wbng.com/2QmoRz0?utm_me…

impractical jokers on a 24 hour loop starting from episode 1, make it happen @truTV

A reminder that a shit ton 20-29 year olds have been found to be asymptomatic carriers of COVID-19. They feel fine but are spreading the virus around. 20-29 year olds, social distancing and quarantining isn't for your sake it's for everyone else's. Stay the fuck home.

President Trump is advising people not to gather in groups of more than 10 in a set of new guidelines to fight coronavirus cnn.it/2U4Fwbi

Nearly 7 million San Francisco Bay area residents ordered to shelter in place starting at midnight cnn.it/2WeLjxX

Happy Birthday to Michael Gary Scott and @EvaLongoria ONLY.

it's all a joke till it isn't a joke anymore

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