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When an app asks me to rate them, I always rate them as low as possible and comment about how shitty they are because asking me to rate you means you’re interrupting whatever I am doing on your app. Don’t do that!!

@ademi_nokan @Big_Mck As long as the platform doesn’t suspend/ban account like they used to under the old management, these will continue. They even reward them by paying them for views and interactions, smh. Sending people to jail will not stop it. The only one who can put and end to it is Elon.

@Big_Mck Look at this. It is now becoming a pattern to defame and say all sorts just to farm an engagement online. This is bad behaviour and we need to stop it. Someone's head must roll for others to learn.

“The court had to protect Simi and his family” Says a poor Nigerian who does not have physical security, but their priority in life is to protect Adekunle Gold and Simi from cyber threats. Police can literally shoot you for no reason, and nothing will happen, but you are more worried about how Simi and her husband feel reading internet posts that no one is forcing them to read. They can literally protect themselves from the internet if that's their priority. There are many options for that, provided by the platforms themselves. But no, they want to be on the internet to receive positive comments only and sell their music, while you lot act as their soldiers, defending them from trolling. Smh.

@EngrPonleTaiwo @jayled1 @Big_Mck No one should be going to jail for a tweet. There are other punishments. You guys don’t realize this is a slippery slope. It starts with this and next thing there will be new interpretations as to what can and can’t be said. That’s how we lose our freedom of speech.

@jayled1 @Big_Mck Don’t defend nonsense… nah from tweet e dey start … what I won’t want you say to me I won’t accept you to write it to me either..

Another one. When Adekunle Gold was still poor. If he had been sent to prison for this, his life would have turned out differently. He would not have been a graphics designer at YBNL. He would not have met Olamide. ORENTE would not have materialised. He succeeded in life because no one took away his freedom, despite being an internet troll.

@Jizere142 Which kind thing I waste my data on like thing?

Suprise gone wrong😂😂😂😂😂👇

@ChelsTransfer No player is worth even close to 500m

🚨 😳 Bank of America predicts the first billion euro soccer transfer will happen by 2031. Who will be the first €1BILLION+ transfer?

Bruno Fernandes 👹 Vote ➡️ bit.ly/48UGL4i

@dammiedammie35 That was a good amount of money

“My first 2 years salary at the ‘Who wants to be a millionaire’ show was 160k Naira monthly but I had to put on a suit and acted like I own all the money” - Frank Edoho

@my_azania @LBGamestips lol 😂

@LBGamestips The R5million is for his war chest because he has built an army of people who are prepared to die for this country. You should take notes from him of how to topple your Government in Kwere-kwere land.

Popular Hvngry Sôuth African 🇿🇦 activist begs for R5,000,000 It’s worthy of note that last week, he begged the South African 🇿🇦 government for R1,000,000 to be paid to him every year, while he snores in his is 1 bedroom apartment during working hours

@_wej01 Easy money.

You receive $2,000 a week for life, but you can never drink coffee/redbull again. Would you take the deal?????

@Robo_Tuo I’m a mechanical engineer, can I come?

You don’t have to start a company. You can also come work with me in Shenzhen. I’m looking for great engineers.

@myabiadaily Stop this!!

1. Umuahia Central Bus Terminal 2. Victor Attah International Aiport, Uyo. 1. 2.

@MrBeast .

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@micheal_ws18 I already do this so run me that Cheque.

You’re offered $250k, but you have to wake up at 5am every day for the rest of your life. Do you take it?

@ChuksEricE Which kind yeye talk be this?

Interviewer; “People complain you didn’t give them electricity, suddenly you people will only provide 1 hour electricity for them, how does that work?” NEPA official in Bayelsa State; “The way the people use the light is the problem. Once they see light, they will turn on their freezer, washing machine, pumping machine and other electric appliances. Energy they would consume in one week, they will consume it in just one hour.”

@justjunn26 @Teeniiola Ahh lol na lie oo.

@Teeniiola We live in a generation where ladies take more alcohol than men.

This country don hard pass make person dey drink milkshake. Which kain flag be this? 😂

@DEATHSTROKE7439 @ThatPHCBoy I’m listening, tell me.

@ThatPHCBoy You are a b**t@rd Do you know how deeply women are affected by alcohol compared to men?

' if you criticize X in women but do not criticize X in men. you don't have a problem with X, you have a problem with women'

@Oromzzzz @chibuezemiller @AsakyGRN @2hrs Una too love corruption for this country.

@chibuezemiller @AsakyGRN You sabi... the guy never start business.. I got a deal to tutor some foreigners in lekki for IGCSE & SAT.. deal was 300k/month @2hrs 3days per week... first pay all goes to my link... I finished that deal in 6months..got referrals & got other deals that lasted 3yrs..

A businessman has cried out after a client invited him from Ikorodu to Chevron for a ₦1.5 million small chops order for 250 people, only to demand 40% of the money and call security on him.

@jighson @felixherbt @PoliceNG @officialEFCC @TunjiDisu1 lol 😂

@felixherbt @PoliceNG You will never find a character like this in @officialEFCC NEVER It is only in the @PoliceNG that has become a dumping ground REFORM @PoliceNG NOW @TunjiDisu1

Let the Nigerian Police @PoliceNG raise the minimum recruitment requirement for officers from WAEC to HND and a Bachelor's degree, and watch rascality among officers reduce to the bare minimum. If you inquire thoroughly, the officer who shot that guy dead is likely an illiterate who only completed SSCE with F9 or didn’t attend any school. You can’t continue recruiting touts, ex-convicts, and retired cult members into the police and expect them to have good morals. It’s not done anywhere in the world. @NGRSenate @NigeriaGov

@TrendingEx How dumb are these people?!?!

“We want the South African government to be paying us R1,000,000 for the rest of our lives. They can do it, our GDP is billions, that’s why these foreigners come here.” — Jobless South African Man

@OURFATHER_NG @prankhottie You didn’t actually

@prankhottie I had to ask okay

Same police man that asked me why my yansh was shaking even as I wore trousers, and he even had to touch my yansh also. There was a bit of hold-up a few years ago in 2023. I had to hop on a bike when him and his squad stopped the bike. He asked me to come down. He, in particular, hit me with a gun and dragged the bike man down, and asked me to enter their shuttle bus. As I was approaching the shuttle bus, he hit me again with his gun and said why was my yansh shaking. I couldn’t say anything. He hit me again with the same gun and said I should thank God it’s daytime, if not he would have wasted me. He said I must pay 50k. I asked for which crime. He said he will take me to the police station and they will deal with me if I don’t pay. I said okay, I prefer to go to the station. One boy in the bus said if I have money I should pay, if not they might rape me on the way. He asked another guy in mufti to follow me to a POS and withdraw, so I withdrew 50k and gave them. I will attach how I was dressed that day. It wasn’t even indecent. I cried and cried and told him Earth will deal with him. Most of these police are brutal. He was so bold in telling me I should thank God it was in a day time if not… #endpolicebrutality

This is football!!! End to End, no sign of slowing down. #PSGBAY