Tegan

Just full on Vanjie’d out of my bedroom as I got paint stuck on my foot and could only walk backwards. @RuPaul @michellevisage

me showing up to work to do nothing but distract my co-workers, gossip, and be the gay personality hire:

wish there was a daily rate limit on my thoughts

Liza Minnelli and Danny DeVito chatting with George Michael, who would’ve been 60 yesterday, at a Hollywood club in 1991.

This is the message of all of my films @nlyonne

@Emma_Shabba it’s the game we play on long journeys!

Dave Grohl watching Glastonbury clips when he gets home

The BBC should cover Mighty Hoopla as much as they do Glastonbury.

Britney at Bristol airport this afternoon… #Glastonbury

A classic of the #Glastonbury flag genre.

The world is becoming less colourful:

It’s Friday! 😂

@HanKate1 @todd_j_cooper Did I ever tell you I wrote a diary entry for her funeral too? I was 8 and had no concept who she was but still described the funeral as “beautiful”.

@jackremmington Lesbian spin class with tAtu references? Put me in your front basket like E.T. And let me call you Elliot. SIGN. ME. UP.

I went to a Pride spin class last night taught be a lesbian couple (!!) and as the big track they played All The Things She Said by tATu and I swear at that point I started to fly off the bike

I once got offered £400 by @GBNEWS to put @LozzaFox into drag live on TV so he could "celebrate" pride and "celebrate" drag because AND I QUOTE "he thinks himself as 20% gay". He then called me personally to encourage me to go on tv.... FOLLOW THIS THREAD, THIS MAN IS A HYPOCRITE

Why did humans stop making constellations? What's stopping us from pointing at a pattern of stars and going "that's Cher."

@lewispringle When people have shouted “lesbian” at me in the street before as an attempted heckle I’ve always responded with “factual” and it’s wonderful watching them flounder to try and handle the unexpected.

Some revolting chavs shouting gay boy at me as I walk home. Is that the best they can come up with?

They’re probably so obese already that they just skipped breakfast and are calling it a hunger strike.