Emma Alexander

which one of yous doesn’t know how to… 💀 @dannyhowarddj

@jackremmington All time favourite. “Slay as in kill”. Last one, a questionable slay. HMMMMM

A HUGE slay

Oh Christ she’s gonna start trying to sell the pyramids for $75 mil

Woman disappears - she had a drinking problem. Man murders woman - he was a competent tennis player, and she did him wrong anyway. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but t’s so interesting what is considered important information.

@jackremmington Chip shop having Fanta lemon is elite takeaway and should be an essential beverage option in all.

HEAVEN

The only way 😆

2023: The year we cook more with feta please @NocontextTegan. Amongst other things, wedding etc 😘

When you’ve bought the 3 allocated Prime drinks you’re allowed, how do you drink them? In one, sip by sip, mixed with the blood of 1000 influencers? I don’t understand.

@Josh_Howell1988 Oh my gosh handsome! Show me your ring immediately xoxo

Melb nights

@sammitchelI @NocontextTegan cocktail evening full of laughter at the acting

#EastEnders 2022 recap for people who only watch the Christmas episodes:

On my Xmas list is to watchAb Fab and play the Nintendo SNES, with a glorious food and vino accompaniment obvs. Any of my 3 followers with me? I’ll give myself a complimentary baileys if I hit 4

@jackremmington How many times have you watched the YouTube vid when you search “Celine Dion is amazing”. “My eyes are sensitive” - rewind 3 times minimum

I love Céline Dion so so much

Can’t stop chuckling at Harry & Meghans’ nicknames. My actual go-to on a city break if you’re scared you didn’t take enough knicks. “Don’t worry, you’re never too far from an H&M”. Imagine the paps if I was shouting that at the Trivoli bbz @NocontextTegan

Saw this. Had to share 😂

@jackremmington Bigger than the hand luggage you’re allowed to bring home

I’m in TK Maxx in Düsseldorf and have come across a pair of UK size EIGHTEEN trainers. If u wear these DM me xoxo

Finishing a season of Love Is Blind feels like finishing a McDonalds meal. Yes it felt good at the time, yes my belly is technically "full" but at what cost

When we open the Xmas booze we’ve been buying since September @NocontextTegan

@jackremmington Maybe that’s what you get for texting Nelly off an excel spreadsheet back in the day

Also looks as young as she did twenty years ago???

She’s just breathtaking

@NoContextBrits @Mikegrant87 me in all meetings for the last two weeks

Remember when the BBC interviewed a taxi driver, thinking he was a tech expert.

@Biancaaa89 @bbcthree @BBCiPlayer @DWFCLadies Hope he’s rolling in shit and barking at everyone. I joke, good luck from Ernest

This is Buzz… he likes to smoulder for the camera… and he’s gunna be making his first ever TV appearance this weekend. Catch ‘Squad Goals - Dorking Til’ I Die’ on @bbcthree & @BBCiPlayer this Sunday! P.s. I have no idea why I’m frowning or what I’m looking at in this pic