Noé Sébert

This is going to stick with me forever

Can’t wait until 9pm? Here’s a little preview of what’s to come... Tristan faces the general and hopes to make a good impression, though it’s not the warmest of welcomes! We’re rooting for you, Tris. 💪 #AllCreaturesGreatAndSmall continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5. #ACGAS

@JoeBarton_ how bout now x

@JoeBarton_ Eze does it x

Keanu Reeves once said: "I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun." Here are 9 things I learned from him:

Beautiful Things from the time gone by 🧵 1. This is a Westinghouse gyro ceiling fan copper oxide finish from 1920

He is him, he has always been him

Say what you will, but this is pretty wild 😂

Wow. Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde fearlessly calls out Trump and Vance to their faces. This is heroic.

This is who @ElonMusk really is. Don’t buy a Tesla. Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam.

A pretty damning first five years of Brexit, quantified here rather neatly.

@JoeBarton_ I’m just angry and have no plausible deniability, but the irony of the utd and spurs pile on for two clubs moulded by butt fat is really rubbing me the wrong way 😃

@NoeSebert You don’t need bravery to say you’re not in the title race you just need eyes x

How long are commentators going to keep talking about Arsenal in relation to the title race when they're clearly not in it

@JoeBarton_ 1 win against take me out of this competition Man Pity and a lot of bravery suddenly. Lest we forget 3 losses in a row at the shiny new stadium. We’ll talk in May x

And how long can Saka realistically justify staying at the club if he wants to reach his career potential? 🤔 Well it makes you think!

@ShottyHorroh Just been called out by @Iam_AWard on KOTD. That’d be an all-timer. Thoughts?

HAVE to? You make it sound like there’s even a tiny part of me that wasn’t built in and for this. Please remember I am one of the greatest of all time and I haven’t lost a step. I’m just getting started. “Have to” 😏

You’d have to be an automated algorithm to axe this. Talk to literally anyone, they’ll tell you how much they loved this show. Putting faith in numbers above, not just art, but public opinion, is ludicrous. It’s how you end up with dull shows you need a lobotomy to enjoy. So sad

@JFACasey This is a truly sad sad day.

@TikiTakaConnor Loved this.

Bukayo Saka: “I see a lot of people speak about Arsenal and the way we play. It’s about results. Different games have different contexts. We have to do whatever it takes and win in any context whether it’s set-pieces or playing our beautiful football. We just want to win.”

@premierleague @SpursOfficial @Arsenal “Never fails to disappoint” - Admin’s drunk

The north London derby never fails to disappoint! Enjoy last season's five-goal thriller 🍿 🔜 @SpursOfficial v @Arsenal, Sunday 14:00 BST

i’m in tears 😭

Distribution deal signed for TREADING WATER. Scheduled for theatrical release in 2025! @BigNorthFilms @Bulldog_Film