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IG: @NomYourself Katılım Eylül 2012
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Lily Allen
Lily Allen@lilyallen·
What shall I make with my turkey leftovers ?
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Alex Shelnutt
Alex Shelnutt@AlexShelnutt·
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amir
amir@blumenfeld·
CHEFS! My homemade tomato sauce came out tasting bizarre -- not sure if it was the amount of basil I used or the fact that I accidentally used persimmon instead of tomatoes, but any advice would be greatly appreciated!
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Josh Kurp
Josh Kurp@JoshKurp·
The virtual Kelly Clarkson Show audience members awkwardly dancing to Vin Diesel's new song is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.
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Beth McColl
Beth McColl@imbethmccoll·
just found out that the marvel films are just all films you can watch whenever. don’t have to watch them in order or anything. can just pick a superhero and have at it. an absolutely huge day
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Dan Gurewitch
Dan Gurewitch@DanGurewitch·
When I was in HS in a town called Suffern, the principal called an assembly & introduced "The Suffern Clap." The idea: if we were at a rival school & felt threatened, we'd form a triangle facing outward, do this special clap, & nearby Suffern students would hear it & help. (1/2)
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caitie delaney
caitie delaney@caitiedelaney·
Thinking about that Robert Pattinson movie that was just like run of the mill romance about a young hot couple with no problems and then the very end is like “Oh and?? It’s been 2001 this whole time and Rob is about to die in 9/11. Ok bye movie over”
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Andrew Nadeau
Andrew Nadeau@TheAndrewNadeau·
The size of the gates in Jurassic Park suggests they were always planning on letting the dinosaurs out.
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Seth Rogen
Seth Rogen@Sethrogen·
I’m happy people are taking this advice, but while you’re at it, don’t put in the filter till AFTER you’ve rolled your joint. It helps pack it in!
Tom Angell 🌳📰ⓥ@tomangell

Actor @Sethrogen is trying to help stop the spread of COVID by encouraging people to “hang out alone and smoke weed and watch movies” instead of going out. And a top Canadian elected official is praising the advice. marijuanamoment.net/seth-rogens-ad…

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𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒@heyyitsjanea·
baby if you’ve survived this year you’ve done a lot.
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Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt@pattonoswalt·
Search your name in GIFs and pick the one that best sums up this year.
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Jim Cooper
Jim Cooper@jimcoopertn·
We need to subpoena the Postmaster General, and if he fails to appear, we should send the Sgt at Arms to arrest him.
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