Dan Gurewitch

me to myself when I’m making my bed :)

Jimmy breaks down a controversial @SuperBowl promo 🤣 #FallonTonight

this was a fun one

if you want to see one of those doorstops you attach to the wall and when you stub your toe on it it makes a real loud BWAHHHHHHHHH then look no further than this post on the X website

@blumenfeld Pedro

@DanGurewitch who did you vote for?

I've been writing for The Tonight Show! It's been a lot of fun to write bits like this one, from last night.

@gregorcorp Legit amazing, congrats Dan

@joshgondelman O.A.R.! I mean OMG.

I know college was a long time ago because it took me 45 minutes to remember the name of the band Dispatch this morning.

@geoffhaggerty 49ers woulda won

@geoffhaggerty Chiefs woulda won

If you’re the chiefs ya gotta start Mahomes tonite

@MikeDrucker Hahaha, love that. They’ll go well with my 70 copies of San Francisco RUSH and 1,400 copies of Blast Corps

@DanGurewitch I once bought 20 copies on ebay for like $10 each for a live show that got canceled due to Covid. So I still have 20 copies of war gods somewhere

Not trying to start a hokey Twitter trend but what are some truly awful games you love? I don’t mean “so bad it’s good” or “misunderstood and secretly great”. I mean games you deeply love despite them being dire garbage. See: War Gods, X-Com: Enforcer, and Britney’s Dance Beat

@kevhines I’ll crack it

@DanGurewitch Keep trying. Somehow your opinion is the only one I value on this topic.

Babe, we live on Maple Street. Edgewood and *Maple.* I don’t know what to tell you. Honestly? You sound crazy.

@PomothonShtein genius is never appreciated in its time

@DanGurewitch We get it, the college humor mtv show got bad reviews. It was awesome, I loved it, but you gotta move on

Every time I remember this Ninja Turtles joke book, I laugh like a drain.

@jenboseph I just did a month or two ago, and it reminded me that it's easily one of the best movies ever made, every shot and sequence completely astonishing

@blumenfeld I’ve always felt like you should be more famous

I sold out the fucking ucb theatre. I am a celebrity.

@DanHopp sad. may the tape of light shine a beacon of adhesive upon the dark paper of mismanagement reconnecting the torn shreds of badness to the full page of brighter something or other

@DanGurewitch the workplace is in too much disarray for anyone to use scissors / rulers etc

When I start reading an article and the first sentence is like: “Caroline Bepler was lost again.” or “Theodore Kruntz stared at the windowsill where his cat once slept.” I think, damn, this is gonna be one of those long ones, and then I go do something easier & dumber.

Saw this last night, it was super fun, and I think you should see it and have fun also