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@AndyWoodturner It wasn't me, but now I've got something to do on my next lunch break.

Which one of you fucking reprobates just called me pretending to be an old bloke trying to sell me a fine art painting, and acting let down when I said I'm a woodturner, and don't buy fine art paintings, even though it says I do on my "thing"? Come on, own up.

@Dairy_Contrary Where is it?

@TheCheapShowPod In cheapshow we trust.

And yes. There is a new episode of the podcast out tomorrow!

@AllegedlyMiri Super quantum witch. store.steampowered.com/app/3100650/Qu…

D did a Pumpkin…

@PaulGannonShow It was so funny I left with my face aching from laughing. And it was great to see you both after the show to finally give you our bespoke price of shite. The world is a brighter place with cheapshow in it.

in a shocking twist, climate change is infinitely more disruptive and deadly than the actions of those trying to thwart it! good job we threw them all in jail though!

Don't forget to put your Cliff Clock forward tonight!

@mrbiffo Real knife?

Next week. #Digiweenus

WE GOT A ROLLS ROYCE!!! #WorldBollardAssociation 👊🏻

On this day in 1998 Richard Bacon was fired from Blue Peter after The News of the World published a report of him taking cocaine. Biddy Baxter called him into her office and made him return his Blue Peter badge and his Blue Peter gun.

This is very fancy for an @TheCheapShowPod live show venue.

@AMGbadebo @LouHaigh Ok

@NomasterC @LouHaigh Sorry but your explanation for the advance train ticket madness is simply wrong. #NiceTry

@AMGbadebo @LouHaigh Money goes into a bank account, earns interest. The longer its in there the more time it's in there the more it earns. If you encourage people to put that money in early then you get a sideline income.

@LouHaigh I don't understand why buying a #train ticket in advance should be cheaper. It just doesn't make any sense. Train schedules are set annually. The #trains will operate to the schedules whether it's full or not. If you understand this madness, please help me to understand.

Remember how we used to visualize the Internet as a magical, fantastical place of wonder and exploration? What happened?

@PaulGannonShow @TheCheapShowPod @CheerfulPodFest Blimey!

@AndyWoodturner Had the same with my old diesel yeti. I did try using some additives, but they did seem to do much. A good long run every month or so seemed to keep it at bay.

Engine light came on a week ago...mate only just go to put it on the scanner. Apparently, it needs "a good leathering"...short trips causing DPF fault...so have to waste some fuel and give it a long, hot run. I guess having it in ECO mode all the time doesn't help.

Managed to move a few things around and find space for the new (old) cab. And…it occurs to me that I now have room for another one on top of it! Let the search begin!!