NommDwagon

@ARKAscendedNews We have dupers on official PvE crashing the asteros servers so they can sell tek on the ark black market, this is just the last seven days alone. They are building bases at the edges of the map on a single pillar and removing it to force a crash

@baha_Ark @survivetheark Early access like the ossidons, probs will get moved to another map for spawning

@survivetheark "Available day 1"........ day 1 of what? This gives no information on when its available 😆

Community Crunch 501: Down The Rabbit Hole 🐇🦌 survivetheark.com/index.php?/art…

@glass_likeskids @reddit_lies Yeah I’m not even in the group but since I’m a gamer it gets advertised to me…:I just wanna grow my factory man :(

@NommDwagon @reddit_lies GCJ is a gold mine of shit takes

LMFAO

@katsumi_tktk Rarely from trilobites, sea scorpions, tusos, sometimes alpha mosas

……アイランドの黒真珠って何処だっけ アルファモサとイカから取ってたから忘れたなぁ あー、ガチャでいっか

@NarmayaMilk @Titanlizard_Art Ark offcial player here!…..yes (-_-)

@Titanlizard_Art is it still an unoptimized piece of shit though?

I remember the early years of this game series, when the models had genuinely awful understanding of anatomy and aesthetic decisions. Really nice to see that the mindset behind the art direction has changed to a more positive path.

@Vattghornn I had to update and it didn’t finish till 2am…..and then had to sleep for work….

Hoy no hay buenos días, me desvelé hasta las 4 de la mañana buscando Acros y salen puros nivel bajo en oficial, ahora estoy sin Acro y desvelado

@11_ARK_ASA It might be in the Astreos OSD! I’ll have to run one after work

アクロカントサウルスのサドルのクレートを確認しました。 アイランド　強者洞窟 センター　群衆洞窟 アストレ　群衆洞窟 ラグナ　狩人、強者　？？ とかの赤クレで洞窟からは出そうです ラグナはちょっと曖昧です😅 カルカロ、テリジノのサドルが出るクレなら出る感じですかね

@VTuberCringe Oh that’s just that one Reddit group….those guys are…something else entirely o-o

Usually, when Blizzard had something of this nature to announce it meant they were trying to divert attention from one of their employees getting raped.

@wall24565 @ObviousRises Ironic coming from a wall a thing that devides….

@ObviousRises 🤣 ok no nuking china is fine, plus china hates foreigners too, there's no problem - we can team up to hate on western immigration policy

The US and Japan should team up and nuke China together.

@trizky_x This is an April fool joke right? Oh…posted yesterday (0-0)

never spending $20 for a cheap ass dildo again ✌️🥀

@Investingflye @survivetheark Yeah it’s BAD

@Investingflye @survivetheark Chat AdBots, they load in and “HEY CHECK OUT (X service often RMT which is a bannable offense on official)” and then pop to another server with an automated script

We’re thrilled to welcome yet another long-awaited creature from Garuga123’s ARK: Additions into the official world of ARK: Survival Ascended. The Acrocanthosaurus is now available for free! Psst! Eggcellent Adventure is also live on all platforms! 🐇 youtube.com/watch?v=PHw-MC…

@ARKAscendedNews Cool…now if they would remove the AdBots on official

Reveal trailer for the Acrocanthosaurus in 'ARK: SURVIVAL ASCENDED' Available for free now.

@JesterJum Legally it has to be “VALID” I’d not just “I’m X years old”

Why aren't expired ID's accepted as proof of age? I was 33 before it expired....Im not magically 17 because that piece of plastic is expired.

@Tweeeze Ok April fools jokes aside that looks dope already, the launch date was an interesting choice XD

this is a real update btw here are the patch notes

My brain hurts just looking at this

@KittehZilla @Tweeeze Wait what? It’s not an April fools joke?

@NommDwagon @Tweeeze It actually isn’t a joke because I was in the release stream. Idk why he decided to release it today tho of all days💀

INTRODUCING THE ABERRANT HATZEGOPTERYX!! UPDATE OUT NOW

@kokesi_nojob We dropped the sun on the island twice….yall might get adopted first 0-0

うるせえよ。アメリカが日本の48番目の県になるんだよ

If the world chooses to become your enemy….🏳️‍⚧️ Happy transgender day of visibility!!!