Catriona Miller

@MartinSLewis I had the same call last week three or four times in one day.

Just got a scam automated call from 'HMRC' on my mobile. Electronic voice with US accent telling me I hadn't replied to a letter and legal action was being started... "press 1 to urgently speak to an agent". Decided to play along and see what happened. Pressed 1, man answered saying HMRC, I said "Hello can you tell me which HMRC office you are part of please." That was enough. He rang off. No fun at all!

All those 6am alarms at the weekend were worthwhile, what a team #goteign

@dad_lyf3 @fesshole Yes standard uk primary schools in the 70s I remember walking down a main road to my schools sports pitch in my knickers c1977

@fesshole I don’t speak the knickers version of English so forgive my lack of knowledge, but is this saying that her friend had to participate in PE wearing only underwear? At no age would that be appropriate, surely this isn’t something that happened.

Forgot my PE kit so "borrowed" my best friend's. She had to do the lesson in her knickers, I was then too embarrassed to return her kit. Her parents wouldn't/couldn't buy her a replacement so she did every PE lesson for the rest of the term like that. Sorry, Sarah.

@military_villan @fesshole 😂😂😂

My wife regularly has sex with 3 much younger guys whilst I watch. I'm keen for her to keep it up as one of them supports the same team as me, and I like chatting football with him afterwards.

@ellie_olds That made me laugh 😂 sorry about your car 🚗

@mariakerr2609 @holroyd_at It’s not me it’s Mark moving …. But the same applies

@holroyd_at Trinity have been lucky to have you leading the catering team Cat. Good luck with whatever your new adventure may be.

This will be my last boarders Christmas dinner as I’m moving on to pastures new in the new year. I have always enjoyed these events.

@tongax @neilmartin_00 @goglentw @fesshole Or Alaskan pipeline 😂

@neilmartin_00 @goglentw @fesshole or Alabama Hot Pocket

Douched for the first time in anticipation of a gay sex session that never actually happened. It's changed my life. I now douche three times a week and feel so much healthier, less bloated and cleaner. Wish I had been doing this for years

@neilmartin_00 @goglentw @fesshole 🫣everyone who just did 😂😂😂

@goglentw @fesshole Whatever you do then, don’t Google fletching!

Treats for the boarders tonight 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇@HolroydHowe @TrinitySeniorSc @isaschools @Alpha_Schools #Halloween2022

Our delicious Italian white bean 🫘 and roast tomato 🍅 salads 🥗 #trinitylife @HolroydHowe @TrinitySeniorSc @Alpha_Schools @isaschools

#MartinLewis My fixed 1.8% mortgage is coming to an end in March do I let it slide into a variable in March or fix it now?

Roast for lunch #trinitylife #roastdinner @HolroydHowe @TrinitySeniorSc @prepheadtrinity

@holroyd_at @HolroydHowe @TrinitySeniorSc @prepheadtrinity Yorkshires the size of your face !😁

@ThisisDavina Some deserve credit - spoke to a lovely GP at my local practice who was so understanding talked through all my options, found one that worked, was reassuring, sent me some podcasts to listen to about maintaining blood glucose levels and was amazing !

Jesus. This is seriously depressing.

Two new salads on lunch today a Mexican street food salad with nachos and salsa or grilled chicken Waldorf salad with fresh Waldorfs and pine kernels #trinitylife @TrinitySeniorSc @HolroydHowe @isaschools @prepheadtrinity

Don’t forget to ask about the boxed salads each day. Today we have Turkish white bean and Sumac or Truffle roasted beetroot, goat cheese and avocado salads #trinitylife @TrinitySeniorSc @HolroydHowe @Alpha_Schools @isaschools

@Nickhowe64 I row and Cox ..

What were you shouting Cat? I thought you did the rowing!

@GuyCMartin @clarewalpole Yes wasn’t Dawlish Race was the Shaldon regatta Seine boat race he rowed so well, he’s very good.

Loved shouting at these boys this season thanks @clarewalpole great photo

@_boyMoon @Lord_Sugar Am I alone in seeing the Wallace Simpson comparable here ?

Very rude and disrespectful. No matter what you think of her. Pull it down