Middle Perks

@piersmorgan How was your lunch with Camilla? @piersmorgan

Never seen an unhappier ‘happy man’ in my life. Prince Harry’s a bitter, delusional, paranoid, family-trashing halfwit exposing & exploiting the Royals’ most personal secrets for gazillions whilst wanging on with jaw-dropping hypocrisy about media intrusion. He’s pathetic.

Please watch and share. This is far too true for anyone to feel comfortable.Our Democracy is in deep trouble.

@ChrisGPackham gorgeous moth on my doorstep this morning…but what is it?

@Sathnam @VikingBooksUK @jealnicola It is never too late to rethink things. My Dad (82) read your book after me. He binged it. We feel enlightened and thank you for it. We have a lot to talk about.

My self-worth ain't invested in such things, but it's my first time on the Sunday Times bestseller list & a poignant moment for a boy who couldn't speak English when he started school. Thanks to the libraries which made me, the readers of #EmpireLand & @VikingBooksUK @jealnicola

@Haggis_UK I’m surprised he didn’t go to his ‘pretend to cry’ response.

Matt Hancock - I'm really glad that we can send out free school meals when schools are out. Piers Morgan - If you're that glad... why did you vote against giving free school meals? #GMB

And now, a message from Dr. Anthony Fauci. #SNLAtHome

Tonight we clap for Dr Adil El Tayar, Dr Alfa Sa'adu, Dr Habib Zaidi, Dr Amged el-Hawrani and for all those who've lost their lives protecting us. #ClapForCarers (Location: Manchester)

@HellsBellsy @prodnose @sainsburys And it isn’t recyclable!

If anyone is tempted by this lovely looking wrapping paper in @sainsburys Just to let you know, your sellotape won’t stick to it. At all. No matter how much you use. 😕

Forgot to add C&A Weston’s also do a cheese salad platter with four different pickles for those who don’t do shellfish. #cheeseandwine #buffetfood #simplecatering #picniconthebeach… instagram.com/p/BlnjbD1AFGF/…

Don’t want to go out tonight? Fancy a take away? Weybourne’s Cheryl Weston’s fabulous seafood platters made to order. This one is £14 for two. #fabulous value #nofoodmiles #seafood… instagram.com/p/BlkwlaXgucp/…

Beautiful Norfolk bike ride today. Wells for coffee, Holkham, Wighton, Glandford. @ Wells Next The Sea, Norfolk, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/BlitzJuAHEg/…

Booking via a major listing site? Be aware that with Trip Advisor, Holiday Lettings, Airbnb, HomeAway and most but not all listings on Owners Direct, these are the sort of fees you might pay to the site. It amounts to 14.5% of this booking. Is it worth it? #bookdirect

@realDonaldTrump For goodness sake! Make this your turning point. How many children have to die in your country? Show the world you are not a complete Dick. We all have mental health issues in our countries but allowing them gun access is madness and for some a death sentence.

😇I earned Poke the Puppy playing My Talking Hank.😖😺 itunes.apple.com/gb/app/my-talk…

I wonder if Billy Bob Thornton uses Pay Pal... you just can't tell from his acting... very frustrating.

@davidvance grow up

New site emerging doing exactly what it says on the tin @SimplyOwners twitter.com/Nessie1945/sta…

2016 claims George Michael too! For goodness sake! #RIPGeorgeMichael

@RomeshRanga @norwichplay loving it so far