Mike

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@sadieldy777 @RonFilipkowski Don't sleep on 'will you help me repair my door'

@RonFilipkowski I literally can not stop listening to lemon pound cake. I need help lol

My entire ‘For You’ section is Afroman and it’s the first time I didn’t hate Elon’s algorithm.

When life gives you lemons, make lemon pound cake.

@NflOutdated @Eriball22 Same, it wouldn't beat Minnesota or Wisconsin. It WOULD beat Missouri.

@Eriball22 I’m from Iowa originally and even I disagree with this lol

In what world is Iowa beating Wisconsin.

@BenLitchfieldVA @BossRVA Don't sleep on Will You Help Me Repair My Door

@BossRVA I was humming Lemon Pound Cake all day at work. No one got the reference but it made me happy.

I need Lemon Pound Cake to top the charts fr. I need that for Afroman. I need that for the generation of burnt out millennial gifted kids who feel like one hit wonders in their adult life. We too, can top the charts again, my friends!

@Lizzie_Baseball Shirt-tucker!

Biological and agricultural engineering is all one department at the University of Arkansas, which means every time I walk past their lounge I see women who look like this next to men that look like that

@BradKutner Yeah $3.79-3.99 all over norfolk

I just paid that #valeg

@BarExamTutor I had forgotten about this case until it was all over social media the last few days. So I of course started listening to Lemon Pound Cake on Spotify.

I’ve watched most, if not all, of the clips posted on here of Afroman trial, and it’s got to be among the most entertaining trials I’ve seen. Also, excellent lawyering from Afroman’s attorney. Asking the witness if it’s believable that Afroman actually had an affair with the witness’s wife was quite the chess move. Not believable = not defamation/false light.

I have seen the dumbest charge in the history of dumb charges. Unlawful use of a weapon…. Said weapon is a ……. Water bottle. A water bottle.

@Bronn865359 @Battlefield6hub 5 minutes later, you've forgotten that you even placed one 'Ding!' Oh, nice.

@Battlefield6hub Yeah, I need a good place to put my Claymores!

I present to you evidence of why we NEED fixed ammo and health resupply points at every obj LIKE IT USED TO BE! 📽 u/LeoTheLion444 #Battlefield6 #battlefield

@TwistedDad84 @Battlefield6hub No, BF V was great. Some games 80% or more of the players are engineer, I hate being low on ammo and no Support to be found.

@Battlefield6hub If you want that, go back to BF V. BF V wasn't one of their brightest moments and im sure they dint want to go back there.

@3rdchancelife It's bait.

@legallyypink They could sell pieces of that as commemorative keepsakes. Missed monetization opportunity right there.

@toujoursyucky @papiwontmiss I remember sitting in the front seat of my dad's Sunfire when I was probably 5. It was very different in the 80s.

@papiwontmiss I was born in the early 80’s and it was normal to be out of a car seat by 6 years old

Watched Parent Trap with my kids and they could not get past the plot hole of a child sitting in the front seat

@jdmterry @Caol_MacCormaic My aunt had a Datsun hatchback and we would ride around in the trunk. Same with my mom's Oldsmobile station wagon.

@Caol_MacCormaic Wait until they hear about truck beds

how is a 12 year old sitting in the front seat a plot hole

@AP Troy can do something so fucking funny on Thursday.

Nebraska enters March Madness as the only team in a power conference to have never won a game in the NCAA Tournament. apnews.com/article/march-…

@lyssquire That sounds like so much fun! You should find a new hiding place.

@pjpowers55 @StevenTDennis @DanRShafer eia.gov/states/SD/anal… 'In 2024, wind provided 59% of South Dakota's total electricity net generation, a larger share than in all other states except Iowa. Wind surpassed the state's previous leading electricity source, hydroelectric power, for the first time in 2021'

@StevenTDennis @DanRShafer This can't be true in SD?

Fun fact: Most of the electricity generated in Iowa (Chuck Grassley) and South Dakota (Thune) is generated by wind turbines, and their states have among the lowest electric rates in the US.

@greenstaG_01 @BattlefieldInte

@BattlefieldInte Free speech is going down the drain. Total BS...

🚨 EA is recording your voice chats now in Battlefield… thoughts? 👀 / #battlefield6

@charmingax @BattlefieldInte Sure they do, they just don't realize their mic is on. I LOVE hearing the TV on in the background, the player yelling at their kids or their mom, then chewing, drinking, taking a piss (and not waking their hands), all while their mic is open

@BattlefieldInte Nobody talks as it is lol

@mbur82 @AbolitionEsq Who is Miranda and why are you talking about her rights

@AbolitionEsq "What is this knowingly bullshit? Fine. I'll add a possession charge. What do you mean I can't charge possession halfway through a trial? What the hell is double jeopardy?"

y’all absolutely MUST see what a first year prosecutors looks like in trial lol