Sheezel Warlord

@FOXFOOTY Time to hang them up Gerard, you just sound like an awkward dork here.

"Oh rubbish, just rubbish." Gerard was FUMING with the decision to review this potential score 😠 📺 Watch #AFLCatsDogs on Ch.504 or stream on Kayo: bit.ly/4mATCOv ✍️ BLOG bit.ly/4ctLvib 🔢 MATCH CENTRE bit.ly/4tkGpfx

@sirswampthing @NMFCOfficial @AFL What about those watching live?

Cooper Trembath the R04 Rising Star nominee Trembath's scoring in 2026 (for those watching from home) 8.0 (48) to the left of screen 0.2 (2) to the right of screen @NMFCOfficial @AFL

@JoshGarlepp Careful Josh, this one could be considered crossing the line

Is it just me or have crows had too many Easter chocolates #darkhumour

Credit where credit is due. Well done @GorringeDaniel. You’re an inspiration to us all.

@7AFL We’ve officially seen the dumbest media take for the season. Well done Caro, all money was on you, but this early in the year is marvellous. Hang ‘em up love. Well done to Kane and Roo for backing it.

"I don't like coaches manhandling players... Walls are one thing Alastair, footballers (are) quite another." 🗣️ Caroline Wilson on the incident between Alastair Clarkson and Colby McKercher

@JoshGarlepp I get it

Actual

@XanderMcGuire7 @7AFL @7NewsMelbourne The dog deserves it, no one touches Georgie boy and gets off

Will Hayward has been handed a one match ban for a strike on George Wardlaw. @7AFL @7NewsMelbourne

@NMFCOfficial Tough day for all North supporters. Just had to win that, losing wasn’t even in the conversation. Simpkin doesn’t play for the team, Dovaston will be a jet but looks under done given it’s his first season, did Duursman play after qtr time? Onto the Dons..

@BazNMFC Yours is next Baz!!!!

Tough day for all North supporters. Just had to win that, losing wasn’t even in the conversation. Simpkin doesn’t play for the team, Dovaston will be a jet but looks under done given it’s his first season, did Duursman play after qtr time? Onto the Dons.. #AFL #AFLEaglesNorth

@Dags_L @tommorris32 @1116sen @LockedInSEN Population of Melbourne clearly shows people prefer it over Gold Coast. C’mon Darren, don’t be stupid

@tommorris32 @1116sen @LockedInSEN Lifestyle??? Melbourne? Or Gold Coast? Let me think 🤔😂🤣😂

Ben King's decision is less about football and more about lifestyle for him and his partner. Collingwood, Hawthorn and Geelong interested (as you would be). Suns would love a decision - ideally him staying - so they can navigate Jed Walter's next contract. @1116sen @LockedInSEN

@JoshGarlepp I was saying boo-urns

Can never figure out why fans boo players. Saints should be ashamed, Jacob van rooyen is just a kid.

@7AFL How does she still have a job. Always looking for ways to kick North Melbourne down. Fair chance there is little to zero evidence of this and she’s made it up.

"It's been a poor pre-season politcally for North Melbourne. I fear that this club could implode this year if perfomances on-field don't improve." 🗣️ Caroline Wilson on rising tensions at North Melbourne

@spirit__fingers @Terri_1987a @j0NMuF8m6oWtt1E @AustralianSuper Thanks for saying what everyone wanted to Sarah. This Golden Girl is fkn clueless by the sounds of things

@Terri_1987a @j0NMuF8m6oWtt1E @AustralianSuper You’re a shit investor then. Take some responsibility for your investment decisions.

Superannuation accounts are getting smashed today. $100k wiped from mine just today. Superannuation is a bloody con. @AustralianSuper

@MadsMelbourne There it is! The stupidest thing I’ll read all year. I really enjoy reading uneducated people try to sound smart. This is comedy gold.

Superannuation is the biggest con! Australians have been tricked into thinking that giving 12% of their hard earned income to the government on top of the income tax and Medicare levy they already pay is a good idea. There is absolutely no guarantee that you will even get any of your money back when you do finally retire. Ex ALP politicians, high ranked ALP members and Union bosses including the CFMEU sit on the boards of these super funds and get to decide however it is they want to spend or invest your income. Whilst they take a huge proportion from you in fees. They make themselves and their mates rich whilst you struggle. They’ve even ensured there is no way for you to access those funds until you’re literally old and grey. Imagine if everyone had 12% more of their earnings to spend on necessities or to save right now. How much of a difference that would make to peoples lives.

@PeteZogoulas @realDonaldTrump You are a dingus

Hi @realDonaldTrump when you are finished freeing Iran from the Islamic dictatorship, can you pop over to Australia and remove ours too. Thanks, - Australia.

@7AFL @kanecornes Harry Sheezel says hi 👋

.@kanecornes' Top 50 players ahead of 2026 👇

@fapanislives And she reads social media so hopefully the slag sees this.

Who is a fucking cunt? Meeeeeeeeee! #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

Full credit to Luke’s sisters for whatever they said about Mel. The girl needs to head straight to the psych ward. Crook in the head and a risk to Luke with how she thinks #MAFSAustralia

Worst half time Superbowl show I’ve ever seen. Why would they pick someone who doesn’t speak English? #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl2026