Heard on R Strert

Cut my finger while opening a beer. Proof that everything you ever love will hurt you eventually, its just a matter of time #RealityChecked

@theneedledrop please ask your statistics-crazed fan boiz I have a theory and need somebody that has a ton of free time to confirm it: Theory - there is a direct correlation between the Duration of review videos with the higher Rating it gets #MathIsNeat #ineedtoknowthis #plz

probably the best video ill take in my ENTIRE LIFE. thank u @tylerthecreator thank u @AppleMusic #IGOR

#TylerTheCreator performed his entire album #IGOR for some of his biggest fans at a secret location in LA‼️👏 @tylerthecreator

MY DEBUT TV PERFORMANCE WAS A DISASTER. TO EVERYONE WHO STAYED UP TO WATCH, I’M SORRY I LET YOU DOWN!

HBO subscription department right after the GOT finale

@elsass28 @swaggiemyers @Me The ass eating scars are more on the emotional side. Remember kids, rubbing alcohol is for outside boo boos, drinking alcohol is for inside boo boos #Wisdom #Knowledge #StayWoke

@swaggiemyers @NorthMas1 @Me Both

@me next time plz n thx

@elsass28 @swaggiemyers @Me Still have the scar so much blood lol

@NorthMas1 @swaggiemyers @Me He busted open his knee too, it was radical

@_HoboJohnson officially wins the first Sad Song Saturday contest with this classic youtu.be/JaOabnTaYdA #SadSongSaturday

@swaggiemyers @Me @elsass28 Dc scooter gang ride or die! Eat Ass, Smoke Grass, Scoot Fast #ScootNation

@NorthMas1 @Me @elsass28 Ok I disapprove besides the part where you damage government property

Positive Affirmations for today: I WILL have a good day, I Will succeed today, Wendy’s WILL bring back spicy nuggets at some point please please Lord let it be today.

@swaggiemyers @Me Literally 4 months ago @elsass28 and I did boozy brunch, double rode a scooter, and crashed on a giant cement barrier outside a federal building lol

@NorthMas1 @Me Lol plz I’ll believe you’ve stooped to this level when I actually see it

Today feels like a good day to sin

I LEGIT LAUGHED THIS LOWKEY SPOT ON OMG, ( YOU FORGOT THE 'AYO' THO)

@jjjooosieee Call me #Day1Bb

It always used to be such a mystery to me why boys never went after me in high school and then I go through my old Instagram and see my excessive use of “#lawlz” and understand.

@__nefer9 @Marina_MSoliman Needs more Mariam

Vlog is now live on my channel. Click the link to watch youtu.be/Ud2iMnTL70Y ❤️

ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - tall $200 - smart $400 - rich $2 - has horns $3 - is red $500 - attractive

@klexia3 @openculture Guess I need to die ASAP

We were awarded Club of the Year!!! Huge thanks to everyone who supported us!