Ordinary Jeri

@anastasialanz With a fan?

How can I sleep when there are possible tornadoes at 4am?!

@helldivers2 Princess of Audacity!

It's Shippost Saturday! What have you named your Destroyer?

Hey @dominos, can I ask about your $7.00 service charge for delivery through your app? Why? I don’t think you’re giving it to your drivers for gas or milage reimbursement, so why? Just because you can? I’d love some kind of answer!

I’ve only recently started watching football intently, but the @Lions coach gets fired right? Like immediately after the game? This should be tied if not ahead by 3…but he just didn’t?

WHAT A SEQUENCE in the final minutes of the Wild vs Blue Jackets game 🤯🤯

This is what happens when you try to poop at @elsass77 and @anastasialanz house

@EASPORTSNHL PC port please!

Brace yourselves....Wally & Deep Freeze are here #NHL24

@anastasialanz JoshPizzaEatingNoise.com

I have something on this domain now but not sure if I want to share.

A domain I bought and did nothing with is about to renew. 😲

@emfritz_ Um, excuse me? m.youtube.com/watch?v=wz-VJl…

@EASPORTSNHL Maybe if Yinz put it on PC again…

Looking to Chel 👀 Comment with #NHL24 ⤵️

@TroyJMartin @EASPORTSNHL It’s something about the money not being worth the effort to make the port, last one was 17 I think?

🎶 Hit the ice with the #NHL24 Soundtrack Listen to all 36 songs x.ea.com/78231

@emfritz_ And that’s why I rep his jersey every game day! #BoswellThatEndsWell

@stephan13leigh @elsass77 Nah, only one of these words is spelled wrong

Did @elsass77 take up cake decorating?

@KrustyFrank27 Can you imagine trying to be a writer at The Onion right now? Like how the hell do you beat this legitimately real headline?? Are we in the best or worst possible timeline???

Damn it! Just when I put my It’s My Life video out, the funniest possible thing happens!

@MatPatGT Does this confirm that Security Breach takes place during the modern Covid era, and that the Pizzaplex isn’t set in a past decade but set 3 years ago? I’m so confused

@boobieklapper You’ll get ‘em next year champ

this was a lie

mark my words y’all next year I’m on Love Island UK

@spittinchiclets “YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB COMING INTO A HIGH PRESSURE ELIMINATION ENVIRONMENT AS A ROOKIE AND REALLY KEPT YOUR TEAM ALVE, GOOD JOB AND I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOUR DEVELOPMENT”

Caption Contest

@TroyJMartin @BarDown I feel like every year is the, “worst year of officiating,” but this one seems really bad. Calls like this, an abundance of Refs making contact with players and the puck that drastically change the outcome of plays, and definitely the worst year for player safety/suspensions

The official call on the ice is… NO GOAL. Thoughts? (📸: TNT)

Lmfao @NHL your player safety is a joke