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@its_The_Dr Ahahaaa, shut up ya fuckin roaster. He's a fat slabbering cabbage who can barely string a coherent sentence together. The only thing he's destroying is his diaper.

Iranian regime has REJECTED all US demands, and is refusing to show up to meet with US officials in Islamabad for peace talks, per WSJ and Bloomberg. They don’t realize that Trump has actually held back Really Destroying Iran and it isn’t going to be Good unless they come to the Table to talk.

@GavinEvs I wonder if he ever grew into his head

Crying at this chap 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ,someone must know him #totp

@konstructivizm Still a view no human has seen as it's a bullshit AI pic.

Artemis II : A view no human has seen in 50 years. The trajectory is set for lunar orbit.

@maddenifico If only the Washington press pack had the balls. That last question in particular

OMG! This spot-on Karoline Leavitt impersonation is courtesy of our friends in Canada. 😂🤣👇

Or a lego video 😂😂🤷🏻‍♂️ x.com/i/status/20400…

Iran put out this concise, straightforward open letter to US citizens but I reckon they've overestimated the average reading ability, comprehension and attention span of the nation. Pezeshkian should've done a YouTube video full of jump cuts, bullet points and pattern interrupts

@Michaeldudufudu Absolutely bodied in the comments, ya weird fuck. 😂👍🏼

Why does modern art attempts to evoke disgust whereas classic art attempted to evoke beauty?

@NASA Like a lot of people, I couldn't give a monkey's fuck about your space trip. There will be fuck all planet left to look at if your half witted clown of a president keeps going.

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

Good morning, world! 🌎 We have spectacular new high-resolution images of our home planet, all of us looking back through the Orion capsule window at our Artemis II astronauts as they continue their journey to the Moon.

@KerryBurgess @GovPressOffice Who's your nominee Kerry? Genuinely curious

@GovPressOffice Don't be ridiculous, Biden was a genocide committing dementia patient. The US needs proper governance and that isn't Trump, Biden or Netanyahu....

RT if you miss having a President with empathy

In Scotland MWI AI translates as 'Mad wi it AI' serious comedy potential

@FCDOGovUK @YvetteCooperMP @YvetteCooperMP why would you object to Iran's defensive blockade of the Strait of Hormuz yet not object to Israel's blockade of Gaza or the US blockade of Cuba?

Today, the UK convened representatives from more than 40 countries to discuss the Strait of Hormuz, and the urgent need to restore freedom of navigation for international shipping, and see the Strait reopened once more.

@OurVinyl David Berman

Drop the name of an artist you think deserves way more attention 👇

Anyone ever shaved off a full beard? Is there a sequence of razor cuts to see how ridiculous you'd look with various facial hair styles? Goatee-goatee w/soul patch-mexican-Paw Broon-Chaplin/Hitler-Elvis sideburns-clean. That seems like the correct order? 🤔

@FabrizioRomano Agents paying you to tweet about kids? Ya fucking whelk.

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Nottingham Forest and Southampton are keen on signing Scottish 16 year old midfielder Boyd Fraser from Hearts. Initial approaches took place for Scotland U16 talent with more clubs also involved in the race.

@JohnBarnes01 @ScotRail Mate, fucking relax 😂😂 that's relatively clean, stick it in the bin if it bothers you that much. If you ever travelled on a weekend Glasgow to Ayr service your head would fall off. It's like a mobile chimps tea party. Scotrail do OK under difficult circumstances

I’m sure one of these days @ScotRail will get around to clearing up between journeys between Glasgow Central and Lanark?

@YourWullie @DRFW Aah, I was thrown by the sign. I mind Baker and Yuill had a place around Helen St 👍🏼

@DRFW @NorthShoreFace Just posted follow up, photographer noted Wardrop Street. But I've nae idea

Let's knock Friday right out the park

@TheEuropeansHQ Once this starts happening on a regular basis, Israel will take a ship out and blame it on Iran

🚨🇪🇺 The first European ship passes the strait of Hormuz, untouched by the Iranian regime 🇫🇷 French container ship "Kribi" passed through on 03/04. It seems now clear that Europe has started dealing with Iran on its own. In a way, Europe re-opened Hormuz as Trump demanded 🤷

@AmazingNature00 We call them slaters

This is called the Oniscidae. You may find them under a brick or a damp object. You may have felt disgusted and wondered why they exist in nature. Well, let me tell you, the oniscdae, better known as cochineal, is a subgroup of isopod crustaceans whose function is to remove harmful heavy metals from the earth such as mercury, cadmium and lead. They contribute to the cleansing of soil and groundwter to reaffirm the wisdom of nature. Do not damage them or spray pesticides!

@ClaireCoutinho The community note 😂😂 You woke this morning Claire and decided.... Yes! This is the day I'll bare my arse on Twitter.

Last year Britain lost a THIRD of its refineries. Why? A Carbon Tax on industry that Ed Miliband doubled. We won’t need any less petrol, diesel, jet fuel, ceramics or chemicals - we'll just rely more on foreign imports. We must axe the Carbon Tax and save British industry.

@DRFW @YourWullie Aye, looks like where it joined Helen St 🤔

@NorthShoreFace @YourWullie Harmony Row I think.

@PulpLibrarian Riffs yeah!

Pop Will Eat Itself: Can U Dig It? (1989). "Alan Moore knows the score." The 'Stourbridge Scene' was dubbed Grebo by the NME, with bands like The Wonder Stuff, Ned's Atomic Dustbin and Pop Will Eat Itself lumped together under a kind of indie-electro-funk-rock-psychedelia tag. That's slightly unfair as PWEI has a pretty wide range of sounds and an impressive back catalogue of tunes. Can U Dig It? may not have troubled the charts much, but every student bar in '89 would have it on the jukebox. Woe betide you if you didn't know every name dropped in the song!