Nando
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Want your own custom jersey wallpaper? 🗣️
Reply with your name, number, and jersey color. The first 50 lucky fans will receive a special wallpaper🤘
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plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off
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this how it really be
los :P@suolrac_
if i don't hit this bench press then my whole family dies and im gay
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babe wake up, once-in-a-generation fiction just dropped
when the end of time comes you may be able to say "I was one of the first few hundred to read this"
Fernando Borretti@zetalyrae
I wrote a short story: an aphasic space station monitors an anomalous object, while keeping the last two humans alive. Read “Julia” at the link below:
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“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric
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