NotAFrench(P)erson

TV presenter to Farage "You promised local council tax cuts" "I never said that" "Here is a film of you saying it" "I never said that" "The film clearly shows you saying it" "Can we move on now?" "Here is one of your leaflets where you say it" "Next question"

@CambridgeUtdFC why must you ruin my day with this

After 11 years of outstanding service, Barry Corr leaves the Club with our heartfelt thanks and best wishes for the future. 🔗 cambridgeunited.com/news/barry-cor…

Zack Polanski once lied about an injury to skip PE in secondary school. Its over for the green party. 🤯 (@DailyMail)

@Denton_james this accounts not even one with bad sources it literally just makes shit up haha they said rossi was leaving for 300 grand a few seasons ago

Yep get it happening, I know these accounts are never right but they've got to get something correct eventually

Does this bloke understand local elections?

@TransferCentre9 Got excited as I rate GSM. Then saw who tweeted it. ffs

Bromley FC are interested in signing Southend United duo Harry Taylor and Gus Scott-Morriss whose contracts expire in June. Cambridge United have also shown an interest in the pair. Bromley could wrap up Gus Scott-Morriss within the next week. #bromleyfc #camutd #sufc

@CambridgeUtdFC SIGN HIM UP

Our thanks and best wishes also go to Adam, Elliott, Kylian and Sean following their time on loan with the U's. 🤝

@CambridgeUtdFC shayne gone

Elias Kachunga, Korey Smith, Shayne Lavery, Shane McLoughlin and Ben Purrington will all depart this summer – each leaving as promotion winners, with our wholehearted thanks. 🫶

@CambridgeUtdFC expected, needed, will always have a place in our hearts despite being a little bit shite sometimes, we will all remember that day in woking

With 259 appearances across five seasons, James Brophy leaves the U’s as a fans’ favourite, Great Escape artist, Newcastle conqueror, and finally a promotion winner. 💛🖤 Thank you, Brophs.

Who's got the best defence in the EFL? 46 games 33 goals conceded 20 clean sheets Built from the back. 💪

I'm in awe of what I just watched, he's just admitted that a future Reform government will put detention centres in non-Reform constituencies to spite people who didn't vote for them Do they realise how this comes across, because this is utterly mad

I look to my left, Deji. I look to my right, AJ

@joelmarriott06 @ftblojn1 @danielsw1997 Every single game I've seem from them this season they've been awful. They win games with fine margins and errors that you won't get in L1. I like what they've achieved but I do not see a world where they can reach the 45 or so points you need to stay up

@NotAFrenchPersn @ftblojn1 @danielsw1997 And if you ask 90% of football fans that’s exactly what they’d tell you about Stevenage. But pretty or not, it works and despite everyone telling them they’re ’not good’ they’re sat in the playoffs.

Bad that I’ve already got 3 teams that I think could be in massive trouble before the leagues even complete

Update concerning the Crewe supporter taken ill at the match yesterday His heart stopped multiple times before getting to North Staffs hospital. He is expected to make a full recovery. We all wish him well #CamUTD

@jackbeeton2002 It's either have a bus parade or have a transfer budget for next season

Are we doing some sort of celebration in Cambridge next week? #camutd

@joelmarriott06 @ftblojn1 @danielsw1997 From watching Bromley a few times this season I find it very hard to see them stay up in L1 next season, hoofball and overreliance on set pieces means they crumble against any team with technical players. Seemed very poor against us both times we played em this season.

@ftblojn1 @danielsw1997 Bromley are a B-tec Lincoln, they’re not going down, not with Woodman in charge. Stop thinking small club = bad team, Stevenage and Lincoln have shown you can lunch above your weight this season.

@ConnorOwen2 Kach, Smith, Rossi, Appere, McLoughlin all seem a bit obvious/easy to let go, probably would get rid of/replace Brophs and SK too, wouldn't mind them as backups but we've seen for several seasons that neither of them are good enough to be regularly playing for a surviving L1 team

Is now the right time to say who you’d leave behind

@TransferCentre9 Best part of the football season ending is this account coming back with shite, looking forwards to it all mate

With the season coming to a close we are getting word of some big transfers. Keep and eye on the page over the coming days, weeks and months.

Capping off a phenomenal first full season. 💪

@HariboSOLO @averypawss your reply is making it be recommended to me vro

@averypawss like why am i getting recommended this.