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@999thefoxrocks Strut Watch 2026. 10: 19 am

@999thefoxrocks Come on! Yall know damn well nobody requested Her Strut.

@onpt8 @ScoutSteveR Rednecks out in full force. Thos one may have finished 7th grade

@ScoutSteveR Hang a banner. So much dominance and same amount of National Championships and one with an asterisk due to Covid!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

During the decade of dominance over Ole Miss baseball, five different State skippers have won weekends against the Rebels.

@bassmaster @MountainDew Looks like the boat ramp at the old Lux Park.

Checkout this TOMBIGBEE TOAD 🐸 for Emil Wagner! It’s Day 1 of the @MountainDew Bassmaster Elite at the Tennessee-Tombigbee Waterway, #BassLIVE is available on Bassmaster.com until 3:00 PM ET. Tune in to watch! 📺 #bass #bassmaster #BassElite #bassfishing

@GoToHellOM @dima_mixon @real_C_Collins Awesome band

@dima_mixon @real_C_Collins Humble Pie!

Christian Ostrander, “Absolutely yeah it’s unacceptable. We don’t like getting embarrassed. We don’t like getting beat in that fashion”

@BranShafer @d1baseball @SouthernMissBSB @HailStateBB

@d1baseball @SouthernMissBSB @HailStateBB SMTTT!

.@SouthernMissBSB vs. @HailStateBB Round 2 🥊 The watchability score says it all: 9.1 🔗 d1ba.se/4dpqtUf

@KennyHugo15396 @KirkHerbstreit @CycloneMBB And your fake hair and orange skin are gross

@KirkHerbstreit @CycloneMBB Your dog is annoying

Really like TJ Otzelberger-what an impressive program he has built in Ames. 3rd sweet 16 in 5 years! And has kids that are all about playing for each other! Special culture. @CycloneMBB serious threat in this tournament. Especially with PG Tamin Lipsey leading the way!

@Brooksyd15 @MassholeAustin He's just a fat fuck with no woman.

@MassholeAustin Are you on the spectrum buddy?

Remember you never seen ANY of your teams win a championship in your LIFE ! Nice Mississippi state baseball 💩🤣 imagine that being your own !

@Msubulldawgsss @cleatus_earl @Tanner_Allen10 You look like a midget from the wizard of oz.

@cleatus_earl @Tanner_Allen10 Buddy living in his glory days. Won’t ever get a real job

Get a job @Tanner_Allen10 #shrinkthegame

@BFW @MassholeAustin He looks bald and fat. Instant write off

@MassholeAustin The stretches you guys go to to put Mississippi state into every reply are fucking stupid.

@kaijukoschei @ZeekArkham Here you go, my European brother

@ZeekArkham Fear Of A Black Hat is my favorite movie.

Dear Chuck Schumer, Hi. Black dude here. I can trace my family ancestry to slavery. I even know where they were slaves. My mom experienced Jim Crow. I think I’ve watched every episode of “Eyes On the Prize” when I was younger. With that said… Can you directly explain to me how the SAVE Act is “Jim Crow 2.0?” Literally every black person I know has ID. Literally every black person I know has a car or at least a ride. Literally every black person I know knows how to vote (well… except the ones with felonies… but they don’t count). With your advanced white liberal thinking, you must know more than me. Apparently, as I experience daily on this app, white liberals are experts on being black; even more so than actual black folks. Perhaps you could explain it like I’m five. I’d look it up on the internet, but Kathy Hochul has already told me I don’t know what a computer is and Joe Biden said I can’t navigate it, anyway. Looking forward to your answer. No hugs. Zeek

@Drewdagenius @HailStateStool It's worse

@HailStateStool hopefully it just needed a reset

This is the worst broadcast in the history of television

@KeithOlbermann Do you still pay male prostitutes to piss on you?

TRUMP TROOPS TOLD: IRAN WAR IS MEANT TO "CAUSE ARMAGEDDON." Hundreds of whistleblower complaints as commanders demand "Holy War" WTF WHCA? Trump? Invited to the Correspondents Dinner? Is he on the menu? New Thursday Countdown Podcast now live: tinyurl.com/3s9a48px

@jacksonhinklle Pretty sure it's always looked like that.

While Trump is attacking Iran, this is what Los Angeles looks like.

@WatchDawgMSU @B4D_M0J0 @DudyNobleField When he comes up to bat I always say butthead on deck.

@B4D_M0J0 @DudyNobleField I’ve been calling him butthead

Does Mississippi State have a player named Beavis? I swear I keep hearing it

@uubzu It has to have bush #bush #RevengeoftheNerds

They should do a reboot of revenge of the nerds, but it’s told from the point of view of the jocks and we discover that the nerds were unreliable narrators and everything the jocks did was well-justified

@Super70sSports The Barny Miller theme song is a heavy hitter.

Why not …

@SportsTalkMiss Calhoun County?? Will the judge have the decency to take the Beech Nut out of his mouth?

Trinidad Chambliss now knows when and where his first hearing against the NCAA will be. One of the biggest stories of the offseason will be decided in a courthouse in a town of fewer than 200 people. A very college football-esque story Full conversation here: youtu.be/bkRDY7Ozzzc?si…

@VivaLaStool Got kicked by a mule

“I went to the bathroom and about 50 people stopped me for pics. I mean what are you gonna do? -Mintzy

@AskCapitalOne @EdWhelanEPPC Definitely an unpaid intern answering these tweets.

@EdWhelanEPPC We apologize for the inconvenience, however we do not have access to account info through social media. The next best steps would be to give us a call, so we can assist further. ^NJ

Hey, @CapitalOne, when my daughter tells you that she didn't apply for the credit card you sent her and that she fears that there might have been a fraudulent application, why do you insist on getting her date of birth and last digits of SSN in order to cancel the card? She's not going to give you any personal info when she fears that she is already victim of ID fraud. (Yes, we don't trust you.)