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This site is a sewer. Musk might be the most dangerous man in the world, if you don't count Trump. ANTIFA Regional Chairperson. See you at the meetings!

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📍Avon, New York: Pasta-maker @Barilla announces a major expansion, which will add 90 new American jobs upon completion. 🔥

Mr. President, Daylight Saving Time forces Americans to wake an hour earlier than Standard Time and does not create more daylight. Permanent Daylight Saving Time would make winter mornings dangerously dark, with some sunrises occurring as late as 9am. For the sake of public health, safety, and better sleep, please restore permanent Standard Time!

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump's Triumphal Arch has just officially been APPROVED by the US government's Commission on Fine Arts .. and this CNN host is on the verge of TEARS over it 🤣 Absolutely TRIGGERED 😂🔥 The 250ft Arch is meant to celebrate America's 250th birthday, equaling one foot per year since our founding. It WILL be built — whether these losers want it or not.


Don't like it? Bye! New systems present challenges that need updated laws. Can't handle it? Bye! Don't want to follow Canadian law? Bye! Surprise! Wherever you end up, you'll be expected to follow that country's rules, too.


Breaking News: Democrats released a draft autopsy on Kamala Harris’s defeat in the 2024 election that partly blames Joe Biden’s political operation, and arguing that it failed to position her for success in the race after he dropped out. nyti.ms/4uATd1G

Thanks to President Trump’s historic $1.5 trillion investment in our military, AMERICA IS REBUILDING THE ARSENAL OF FREEDOM — and doing so responsibly.


Pierre Poilievre: "It is the job of the Prime Minister of Canada to unite the country. And as Prime Minister in waiting, I will begin that work myself. I will be campaigning across the province of Alberta, encouraging Albertans to stay as part of the Canadian family and encouraging nationwide unity for all Canadians."


Kevin McDaniel, owner of chain of Piggly Wiggly food stores: "We want to thank President Trump for rolling this terrible Biden legislation back because without it, there would have been a lot of independents out of business... it's just not a refrigerant change, it was an equipment change."

New glossy Cybercab footage from Tesla. "The future of abundance starts now."

“Have My Baby in Miami” Over 2,000 foreigners paid them to fly to America and buy citizenship for their child. My @GOPoversight Task Force is going after them.




I am a J6er. I protested a stolen election. Walked right past the police through an open door, and the police let me in. My father's step son turned me into the FBI. My house was raided. They branded me a traitor, and insurrectionist, slapped me on a terrorist watchlist. I plead guilty to illegal picketing, a Class B petty offense misdemeanor with the same sentencing guidelines as walking your dog off leash on a National Park . They swore no prison time. They lied. Judge Hogan sentenced me to 30 days for “not being remorseful enough” and three years’ probation to tie me up through elections. An unconstitutional "split" sentence. My Judge, Judge Hogan called J6 worse than the war of 1812. All I did was chant "Stop the Steal!" inside the Capitol and wear the wrong Tshirt. God Bless the J6ers!

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Trump: We're building what's called the Triumphal Arc, right by Arlington Cemetery. The Arc de Triomphe would be the one you probably know in Paris. But ours is far more beautiful. Some arcs go back over 1,000 years, and it's called a triumphal arc. Reporter: You need Congress to sign off on it. Trump: No we don't. No. We're doing it.