Queen Bethany, Legally Mom

do people actually have monkey butlers in velvet tuxedos with gold buttons?

do people actually eat pizza?

@JohnathonWillow This is a fantastic curse and I plan to use it frequently 🤣

I never thought I'd be spoiled by Survivor DURING the show itself. Jeff Probst I hope your pillow is warm on both sides.

And put Pendragon in theaters!!!!

@Rockandopera @realDailyWire @MattsIdeaShop @BillWhittle Lol that is 100% up to Bill 😂 he should do it though

@realDailyWire @MattsIdeaShop Hey Mike - bring back everything having to do with @BillWhittle

@realDailyWire So...is Mike Richards conservative? Is he Christian? Or just Catholic? What's he going to do to this company that will keep it fresh & fun but morally grounded?

@theveil_thevine @Strangeland_Elf Well well well, SOMEbody was in a promiscuous relationship and attributes it all to holding hands 👀

@Strangeland_Elf "When I go to the bar and drink a beer, I have absolutely no temptation to get drunk! Why do all these stupid alcoholics have such a hard time with it?"

Today we will discuss whether holding hands before marriage is a mortal sin.

@KyrieeEleison_ @MargoCatholic @lovinqthelord @ChristianPojoga I can assure you, in this nuanced take, Margo is the supreme dictator of chastity. She can hold hands

@MargoCatholic @lovinqthelord @ChristianPojoga Bring that up to God that’s not anyone’s fault other than yours, if your conscience isn’t letting you feel good then maybe that’s an issue of confession or something. Sorry to be harsh but just read what I said ab hand holding it’s not automatically a sin. It’s nuanced.

@mattolomu @RickyDoggin @TravelingMead Exactly. I'd be so mad if someone like this was being compared to me. It has nothing to do with her race, but she gives a bad name to anyone associated with her.

@NotBlindfolded @RickyDoggin @TravelingMead Doesn't cure racism but lazy and incompetent blacks put smart and hardworking negroes in very bad light. If her supervisors were black, they were COMPLICIT. The policy of employment has to MIX the races based on competence and performance.

Flashback: 911 operator hung up on a mother who called three times because her child wasn’t breathing. Later, police walked up to the console and arrested the operator. “Ma’am, step away from the console.” “Excuse me, I’m working.” “We need you to come with us.” “What is this about?” “You’re being arrested for hanging up on emergency callers.” “For what? I didn’t do anything.” “A mother called 911 three times because her child stopped breathing. You hung up on her three times.” “I just didn’t feel like working.” “You disconnected multiple emergency calls instead of sending help.” “You’re arresting me for that?” “Yes ma’am. Turn around and place your hands behind your back.” Investigators say the operator intentionally disconnected hundreds of emergency calls, including reports of robberies, assaults, and medical emergencies. In one case, a mother reportedly called three times about her child not breathing, but the calls were disconnected before help could be dispatched. The child later died. People dial 911 expecting life-saving help. Instead, some callers were allegedly hung up on.

@TheBabylonBee Wow, not funny at all. Remember when the Babylon Bee used to be funny? Now all they write are hateful, bigoted, anti-tea articles. Leave tea alone!

Scientists Discover Tea Tastes Best When Dumped Out And Replaced With Coffee buff.ly/qrEsJVH

@RickyDoggin @TravelingMead These people had to know what she was doing. They were complicit in her crimes.

@RickyDoggin @TravelingMead 15 years ago, conservatives were saying DEI was evil because it would actually stoke racism instead of cure it. Hiring a black woman who clearly wasn't qualified or competent and keeping her employed for MONTHS was deadly. Look at the comments. Did it cure racism?

@Strangeland_Elf @Ray437677951852 @The_Kyle_Mann But the reason he used pagan parallels is so you CAN'T judge it as true or false based on religious bias. The questions are universal

@Ray437677951852 @The_Kyle_Mann But he used pagan sacrifices to do that and that is morally dubious to me

Sorry. I do not like this book.

Not a lot of podcast shows are worth binging but Jeremy's always have been

@Strangeland_Elf No no, this is Wooton after his most recent PowerBoy comic con

I don’t understand this adaptation of Adventures in Odyssey at all. Is this supposed to be Mr. Whittaker?

@Strangeland_Elf Idk he talks almost like Eugene, but maybe he had LASIK and got a haircut

Be a Democrat in California. Have your house burn down in a fire likely started by a lunatic Democrat. Have the other lunatic democrats in office refuse to issue you a permit to rebuild. Be told your neighborhood was too “wealthy” (aka white) and that they’re going to prioritize section 8 housing to replace your neighbors. Learn that the gov has been donating ~80% of your tax dollars to fraud. Learn that this money was funneled through NGOs specifically to elect the officials that are denying your permit to rebuild next to the new projects. See nothing wrong with any of this. Continue to vote Democrat here or anywhere else you move. 🤷‍♂️

Oh, hey. I have a very unexpected life update!

@HMZZZaZ @emzanotti Can confirm Heather is the best person ever when you need a Mary Poppins or Maria VonTrapp or any other Julie Andrews character lol

@emzanotti SHUT UP!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?! Oh my gosh!! Congratulations!! This is amazing!! So happy for you!! Whatever you need ,just reach out.