Bob Hannon (parody)

It's been a whole year since I peaked. youtu.be/KB8i-8BNpmo

@CryptoKaleo The greatest lie the Republicans got through was that Kamala was a Socialist. She absolutely is not. In fact, she's just barely left of center. If anything, she's right-leaning on a lot of issues.

This isn’t a “man I wish Kamala was in office” post. The worst part about American politics is you’re stuck with only TWO options, and lately it’s been “which is the lesser of two evils” so you pray that the political alignment with the party makes up for the person picked.

I voted for Trump. I thought he was tolerable enough to survive for four more years to avoid dealing with the consequences of having someone in office who closely aligned with Democratic Socialist policies. I can’t defend this type of speech and behavior from someone who uses Christianity as a platform to gain sympathetic votes, rather than a true saving faith that guides their decisions. I believe men are justified not by works, but by faith alone in Christ’s finished work on the cross so that no man can boast (Eph. 2:8-9). But I also believe as James 2 says that faith without works is dead, and that the fruit of a truly changed life are works (John 15:5). Trump doesn’t speak like a man changed. He doesn’t speak with any love, compassion, or calculated and controlled strength. He only acts out of his own interests. The leader of the free world should never push for GENOCIDE as a solution for resolution of war, let alone anything else. This isn’t to say that there wasn’t some type of intervention needed in Iran. But I don’t see how anyone with a brain or a heart can support the way he speaks and acts in office. This is not a “Christian, conservative president”. This is a dictator in disguise.

@hr_unhinged At my old job, I had unlimited PTO and I took like 35 days off. This is not typical, I know, but it was nice

The new hire asked how unlimited PTO works. I said it’s simple. Take what you need. He said that sounds generous. I said it is. He asked how many days people usually take. I said usually none. He laughed. I didn’t. He asked if there’s a cap. I said technically no, socially yes. He asked what the social cap is. I said you’ll know when you’ve exceeded it.

@KJ1981ya @PanasonicDX4500

@PanasonicDX4500 That was Obama.....

THE WORLD'S MOST NOTORIOUS PEDOPHILE IN AN EMAIL FROM 2015: "it's kinda weird how much [THE CURRENT PRESIDENT] knows about my sex crimes"

@KrystinaArielle @vast_differ3nce My grandpa had one in rural Pennsylvania!

@vast_differ3nce And southern!

My honest first thought was , "oh. That's someone's garage refrigerator."

@SenFettermanPA Their deaths are on your hands, Senator

@SenFettermanPA I can't wait to vote you out of office. You're a coward. So many Pennsylvanians will lose their healthcare and die because of your cowardice.

After 40 days as a consistent voice against shutting our government down, I voted YES for the 15th time to REOPEN. I’m sorry to our military, SNAP recipients, gov workers, and Capitol Police who haven’t been paid in weeks. It should’ve never come to this. This was a failure.

@yoniChanowitz Honestly sounds like that's your fault for fear mongering

@potatoslav These are the scissors from Over the Garden Wall

next tattoo

@AdemLuz Nothing scares conservatives more than the stuff they make up

At the transgender coffee shop. The food is so good. Breakfast and a large latte for just 15 bucks. Anti-ICE Art on the walls. Great music. I let the staff know everything’s delicious. They say aww thanks honey. If they knew my political views they’d happily see me killed

@IsaacKing314 Google Drive

In the year 2025, the most convenient way for me to send an image from my phone to my computer is to open a chat message with myself in Facebook messenger, and send myself the image.

@JoyanneHawkins I'm finding it easier in some industries than others

Are AI Overviews stealing our traffic? Yes. Is there something you can do about it? Yes. You can still increase traffic, it's just harder than it used to be. This year-over-year increase should really be more than 6%, but it takes a ton of effort just to keep it at the same level as last year.

@Bubblebathgirl @factpostnews Just because it was done by both sides doesn't mean it's right? It's still bad and should be illegal for both Democrats and Republicans.

@factpostnews Democrats have never gerrymandered, right?

Texas House Republicans have voted to pass their gerrymandered congressional maps. The redrawn maps were requested by Trump amid fears about losing the House majority.

@Neal1977 @karengillan "I'm not Spanish! I'm Egyptian!"

@karengillan They did in the original Highlander too

Dialect coach can sit this one out…

@mattdiggityseo Well yeah. That's exactly the problem. They're not driving traffic to websites. They're scraping the content from your website and using it WITHOUT sending people to you.

Everyone's panicking about AI killing SEO… Meanwhile, AI search drives less than 1% of traffic to most websites. SEO expert Glenn Gabe just dropped some reality-checking data that should calm everyone down. After setting up AI search tracking across multiple sites, he found something shocking: ChatGPT, Perplexity, Gemini, and all AI search tools combined drive less than 0.5% of traffic for most websites. Google organic search? Still 70-90% of total traffic. Here's what he discovered across different site types: • B2C ecommerce site: AI search = 0.3%, Google organic = 78% • News publisher: AI search = 0.4%, Google organic = 82% • Health/medical site: AI search = 0.2%, Google organic = 86% • Niche vertical site: AI search = 0.3%, Google organic = 75% AI search is still tiny today, but it's growing 300% year-over-year. Meanwhile, Google organic still pays the bills. The smart move is preparing for both. The best part? Most AI search optimization tactics stem from good SEO practices. Quality content, strong technical SEO, and user experience matter for both Google and AI search. Your years of SEO experience aren’t worthless. They’re more valuable than ever.

@Flicky0ps The problem is that, even if this is true, that's 40 MILLION people and women don't know who they are. They could be anyone.

Most men would protect you

@TinyBoxTink @godfromhell__ Amazing! That's so cool! I never saw them live. I almost went to Apocalyptour in 2012 but my friends decided against it. Alas... The live album was great though, at least

@godfromhell__ @NotBobHannon Oh you have NO idea....😅

age check but a very potter musical just dropped

@wizards_magic Slow tf down. Let your products breathe. Edge of Eternities isn't even out yet

Tomorrow at 12:30pm Pacific, we’re turning our eyes towards New York City with the action packed #MTGxSpiderMan First Look panel at #SDCC2025! Don’t miss it!

@TinyBoxTink @godfromhell__ Thank you for being the other oldie in this thread. Lol

@godfromhell__ 2010? 22. 😐

@godfromhell__ 😬 I watched it on a laptop the year it came out in my friend's dorm room in college 🫠

@Track13Untitled It doesn't look like this in theaters and you can fix it on your TV

How can people watch movies like this man