Sensei Thunderfist, MD

It's a magic trick that punches you in the mouth on the way to the endzone.

@tweetgrubes Goodbye win column…

Told you.

@MenInBlazers There is nowhere on Earth that the surrender cobra won't find its prey.

Ireland's World Cup dream is over 💔 International football giveth, and international football taketh away 🇮🇪

Season’s over! Everyone go home!

Happy @MLB #OpeningDay! Repost and reply for a chance to win a World Baseball Classic cap!

@Raidger4 @BrandonEffDub

@NotBumpWills @BrandonEffDub Midas well enjoy my Kit Kats while I can

Welp there goes the perfect game

@Raidger4 @BrandonEffDub Probably not with all the meteors and whatnot.

@BrandonEffDub @NotBumpWills If there is a next year

@BrandonEffDub @Raidger4 AND THE SEASON!!!

@Raidger4 And the shutout

Goodbye win column!!

Me on Opening Day before the Rangers game starts vs me five minutes into the game and realizing the season is already lost.

@JaredSandler Jake Burgermeistermeisterburger!! Burger

HR pick?

@Evan_P_Grant Will NEVER be used for Photoshop purposes. Never.

First day of school outfit

@JaredSandler Jake Burger

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐑𝐔𝐍 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 BUT WITH A TWIST This year it will be fans vs. broadcasters. Each game I will send out my typical 'HR Pick?' tweet and one fan will be chosen against the broadcaster. Pretty simple. One point/home run for that game. The fan chosen can choose whomever he/she wants while the broadcasters can't choose who the fan chooses AND we can only use a player once/week so if we use Corey on a Monday and Wyatt on a Tuesday, we can't use either guy until the following Monday! ONE LAST THING! You aren't just representing the fans on twitter...at least once/series (and maybe more) we will be mentioning your name and your pick on @RangersSNtv so we can continue to show love to our fans. You can ALWAYS respond to the tweet and put your pick on record but the fan selected to represent the fans for each given game will be the first fan who responds who hasn't been selected on TV yet. If a fan is picked and we don't mention the fan on TV that game, he/she will be eligible for a TV mention later on in the year! Any questions?

@JaredSandler Without Cookie Talk to start the season we are doomed.

OPENING DAY QOTD!!!! What is your Rangers prediction?

@JaredSandler Are we really going to do opening day without Cookie Talk?? We’re basically jinxing the entire season.

RANGERS Q&A...What questions do you have? Going live in 15 minutes

@sondraa It's common knowledge that if you send me cake, it will end any curse.

Whoever has a voodoo doll of me can you please stop? I’m sorry I’ll do better and make better life choices

@YDC_DFW @theoldgreywolf @tweetgrubes @SunsetLoungeDFW @BeccaisaPenName

Is Mike right or Wrong here?

@sondraa He bribed that other monkey to take a dive so he would look good.

So glad I’m raising a stand up gentleman