🌶 Chase Lazration 🌶
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🌶 Chase Lazration 🌶
@NotEpimethean
I'm Promethean, not Epimethean. Twitch Affiliate, apparently. The #1 BumbleBY & Tuckington Hater, and #1 Agent Maine Lover He/Him I also grow peppers.
Johnstown, PA ➡️ Austin, TX Katılım Ağustos 2012
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@NotEpimethean @iSlimfit With a clubcard, the meal deals are actually only £3.85 so technically I could get 270.1 meal deals. What a steal
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British people will spend £4 on a meal deal every single working day, never cook, never calculate the annual total and then wonder why they can’t save.
£4 a day is £1,040 a year. Eaten in a park. Under grey skies. In a triangle sandwich. This is not judgement. Just observation.
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I hope that with the Artemis II (and subsequent Artemis III) launch, we get a lot more kids interested in space. Then someday they'll be the interstellar pioneers.
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@rihwooby According to Emmy Nominated Tesla Owner Burnie Burns, Family Shatters was Season 19, so Restoration was 20.
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@rihwooby I love the popular web series Red vs Blue as well!
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@rihwooby Yeah in hindsight taking Andy to a beach full of scantily clad women was a bad idea. At least he got washed out to sea and we don't have to see him again.
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@rihwooby Tweet nonstop about Red vs Blue and I will respond to everything you say
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Happy to announce that I have begun listening to more Slipknot.
🌶 Chase Lazration 🌶@NotEpimethean
Bitches will say they like Slipknot, then only listen to Before I Forget and Psychosocial. Bitches is me. I’m Bitches.
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Time for a Tweets From the Class speedrun! Send me your most burning etiquette questions and I will answer in record-breaking time.
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@face_005 @Maelzel_opening I'm like 80% sure weed is still illegal in most states. Even then, the stereotypical backyard barbecue is not accompanied by it.
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@Maelzel_opening mostly beer, maybe some whiskey, usually straight or with a coke. a lot of us also smoke weed.
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“i miss you” sex or “we shouldn’t be doing this” sex, which one hits hard?
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I don't hate anybody, but I feel an immense seething rage any time I see bbno$'s name.
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Okay but how funny would it be if Tom Holland wasn't Zendaya's favorite Spider-Man?
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@buckadeath I misread Dyson Sphere as Dylan Sprouse and was so confused for a minute there.
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I just know that Dyson Sphere is boiling water
Curiosity@CuriosityonX
Did you know🚨: A civilization 2,000 light-years away looking at Earth today would see the Roman Empire.
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@suchnerve The hardest part of creating a perpetual motion machine is hiding the battery, and the hardest part of creating functional Artificial Intelligence is hiding the guy that's controlling it remotely.
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I just want to know the name of the human worker who’s remotely controlling it.
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Melania Trump arrived to White House education summit with a humanoid robot.
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@schifogirl Pizzas in the United States can be upwards of 36cm in diameter. Sometimes bigger.
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ma in che senso le pizza all'estero hanno 2000 calorie che cazzo ci mettono dentro
M ☆ LOCKED IN@m89707
it’s either the disorder talking but eating a whole pizza by yourself is not normal ??
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