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@0x45o Eh the entities in the mirror should be more afraid of me spotting them

don't look in mirrors after 11pm

@IvystormVt_ No I’ll go make more per week while drinking copious amounts of caffeine

You receive $22,000 a week for life but you can never drink coffee/redbull again. Would you take the deal??

@ARIKAHENRY You need two to tango

Is emotional intelligence more important than IQ?

@james_xond Every week but it doesn’t feel draining because I enjoy it

Trying to prove a point. Have you ever worked 55+ hours a week?

@be_like_joke @be_like_ice lol I love this. Fuck fluorescent lighting, I have my lights off with an amber lamp + one of my special interests on my wall 😂

@be_like_ice It’s called the DSM-5G network. Symptoms include instantly clocking someone’s “wait, are you also exhausted by fluorescent lighting?” energy.

Gay people have a gaydar when they sense a person is gay. But what do neurodivergent people have when they sense a person is neurodivergent?

@HempMillionaire Entirely. The mind/muscle connection is superior with cannabis, especially when coupled with a killer lifting playlist or live set.

Cannabis before the gym keeps me focused. Better mind muscle connection. Better last reps. Better appetite after. For me, it doesn’t hold me back. It helps me show up. Is cannabis before the gym underrated?

@MurrayHillGuy1 Don't ask questions you don't want to know the real answer for

Friend is in an absolute pickle rn… He’s been on like 7+ dates with this girl, really likes her, everything’s going great. Then last night for whatever reason (never ask this question) he asked her body count. 70+. Now he wants to end it immediately. She’s 27, he’s 30. Is this valid or is he being soft?

@ApollosMission RRRRROCKET LEAGUE BABYY

Call of Duty is dead. Arc Raiders is dead. Fortnite is dead. Battlefield is dead. GTA is still not out. What is anyone even playing anymore these days?

@Kekius_Sage No, nor is the second I finish typing this

Is tomorrow already written?

@Adordev_ @remarks Dude sucks, there's no rush to judgment.

@remarks The rush to judgment is a systemic issue. Chud the Builder was never going to hurt anyone. These charges are a massive overreach. Are we seeking justice, or just a target? This is objectively wr0ng and a failure of our collective values.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Streamer 'Chud the Builder' charged with attempted murder.

@chiajy2000 It’s better than anything OpenAI has IMO, plus the context window is a huge bonus.

Hearing a lot of law firms implementing Claude internally all of a sudden.

@topkekius No but yes

are u alien

@loganbrown799 Harvey and Legora are absolute shit. API wrappers with an expensive marketing ax scheme.

Claude taking on Harvey/Legora is fun legal tech drama. Waiting eagerly for their spokesperson? A change in legal profession is coming and this lets more people access it. This is good for lawyers and good for consumers! Less time spent doing the work that should be automated which means that consumers can access legal services easier! It also allows more lawyers to spin out their own shops. These tools don't replace a lawyers judgement or understanding of what's market. We still need lawyers to think through complex issues, ensure the right documents are used, and point consumers in the right direction.

@AskNotALawyer @Polymarket Yesss you get it. Get to help people without them having to drain their entire retirement (niche dependent)

@NotFinTimes @Polymarket I'll take it too. Seems like it'll make legal issues faster, cheaper and fairer which is what I'm aiming to do too.

JUST IN: Anthropic rolls out new Claude tools aimed at automating legal work for lawyers & law firms.

@AskNotALawyer @Polymarket Or good avenues to request attorneys fees, I’ll take it

@Polymarket New legal tools will rapidly grow the pie for the entire legal profession by creating new opportunities for lawsuits over hallucinations.

@theurigeller There’s literally nothing they can drop that would shock me at this point. Rip the bandaid off. Tooklongenough

🚨 “HOLY CRAP” IS COMING… & I AM ANGRY, because the new UFO files prove what I already KNEW - NASA LIED TO THE WORLD 🛸 Friends…US Congressman Tim Burchett says the 1st batch of new UFO files was just “a drop in the bucket” & that "Holy Crap is coming” in the FUTURE files! Burchett has had access to classified briefings and he is saying: what you've seen so far is NOTHING compared to what is yet to come! I believe him completely. Why? Because the already released files include Apollo & Gemini mission reports that describe astronauts seeing strange lights & objects near their crafts & hovering OVER THE MOON! Yet for YEARS the public was told NOTHING about this by NASA! The files, in effect, PROVE that NASA LIED! And I am angry - as I've been saying this for MANY YEARS — while people mocked, laughed & called me crazy. I've long said NASA is part of the UFO cover-up - I KNOW, because as I've told you before, I was shown alien bodies that were stored - NOT at a secret base like Area 51 - but at a NASA base! People ask me: “Why would NASA have been storing them? Surely the military would hide them elsewhere.” But these files PROVE that NASA has been suppressing UFO/UAP encounters & information from the beginning. For those who don't know - in the 70s, Wernher von Braun took me to his office, opened a safe & showed me fragments of a strange metal. He asked me to hold them & tell him what I felt with my intuition. I told him these are “not from here” & that they felt like they were ALIVE! I sensed emotion, awareness & intelligence, as if the metal was CONSCIOUS! Von Braun then told me the pieces came from a crashed UFO! He then drove me to a below-ground facility at NASA’s GODDARD SPACE CENTRE, gave me an insulated coat & took me into a refrigerated room. Inside - behind the thick, frosted, misted panes of a row of see-through coffin-like containers - I saw the small, mangled bodies of beings that were VERY clearly NOT human! I've carried this knowledge for more than 50 YEARS. So, when Tim Burchett says “Holy Crap” is coming, I truly hope it includes what I saw - and that NASA’s full involvement is finally exposed! #UFO #Disclosure #Aliens

@distributedkv Greetings 👋

time traveling is real and time travelers are rebuilding this timeline

@FioreViani Sick!

Al parecer, el gobierno de Estados Unidos publicará un video filmado desde un B-52 donde un objeto volador con forma de disco se acerca con una “entidad no humana” visible en las “ventanas” de la “nave”. Son muchas las fuentes que hablan de un “holy crap moment”. Podría ser este.

@planethunter56 That’s a dumb question from Dr Eric. Maybe it sits in its own medium that surrounds the craft and allows it to navigate in a way “no mass could”

Former Director of Research for the NSA, Dr. Eric Haseltine: “If something is moving in a way that no mass could, maybe it doesn’t have any mass.” So my reaction to this video from Friday's UFO file drop... "cool drone." But probably not. Quote source: youtu.be/jMCavr3dVP0?si…

@juliovschneider It’s gorgeous IMO

Esta é uma nave-mãe dos arquivos secretos sobre OVNIs revelados ontem, 8 de maio. E isso é apenas o começo. Existem mais de 162 arquivos extremamente intrigantes prestes a vir à tona. Os próximos documentos prometem revelações ainda mais impressionantes. Um novo conhecimento está prestes a ser revelado ao mundo?