Science Himbo
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@rhinosoros I heard that somebody shot and killed Elon Musk
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@allahliker @HeerJeet It's kind of cool to think that even if these freaks get what they say they want (no more DEI) they will still not get what they actually want (the respect and acceptance of the academic and cultural elite). They will never be happy and I love that for them.
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can’t imagine there’s anything more cathartic for a white southern conservative than getting to personally segregate a restroom
Rep. Nancy Mace@RepNancyMace
I never thought we would need a sign for this, but women's restrooms are for BIOLOGICAL women. Not men.
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quarter zips: the pinnacle of high fashion. very hard to pull off. must first master certain skills, like "know how to roll up dress shirt sleeves" and "identify when a shirt can be worn untucked." need to memorize 100 color charts explaining how to match chinos to button-ups
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@allahliker Future anthropologists are going to marvel at the level of trust Americans put in the opinions of people who read a script into a TV camera.
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@foxdievictim @afrocosmist I think going out an airlock would be over very quickly
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i think you need a breathable atmosphere & a magnetosphere to govern Mars
MUSKOSOPHY@muskosophy
Here's what Elon Musk recommended to govern Mars: “Direct democracy by the people. Laws must be short, as there is trickery in length. Automatic expiration of rules to prevent death by bureaucracy. Any rule can be removed by 40% of people to overcome inertia. Freedom.”
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@TakeThatNurses @allahliker Lord, if you're listening, please let this man get shingles. He defies you with his hubris, Lord!
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there’s no genocide in Gaza but also we use the idea of someone going there as a threat
we are very smart
NewsWire@NewsWire_US
Man tells Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) to “go to Gaza, sweetheart.” She responds with a blunt “F-- you.”
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@afrocosmist Just one more sentence bro! I swear just give me one more sentence and you'll totally agree to give me $20 I promise.
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@leighbeadon @afrocosmist There was something I read in a book about Chingis Khan where a punishment among steppe nomads was to break someone's back and then pitch a tent over them and leave them behind to fend for themselves. We need more poetic justice.
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@NotMeThough52 @afrocosmist measured by threat to the human body, the Martian equivalent of a wood chipper is, roughly, "everything on Mars"
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Absolutely incredible stuff
Alex Thompson@AlexThomp
Colbert asks: "Under a Harris administration, what would the major changes be and what would stay the same?" Harris: "Sure. Well, I mean, I'm obviously not Joe Biden. So that would be one change. But also I think it's important to say with 28 days to go, I'm not Donald Trump."
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Feels kinda woke that we don’t call them UFOs anymore
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