The Streaming Consciousness

Another day, another load of people I have to explain to that "innit" and "ya know?" aren't just things that Roadmen from London say. Or having to tell them I am not from the south of London. What are these people learning about the people who live outside of London?

@FreddySky This looks pretty amazing. Rice or chips, I would clear the plate and ask for more

Tonight for dinner I made Cerdo a la Jardinera con patatas fritas, basically a slow braised pork with onions, peppers, garlic and olives. I had it with rice and Mark’s is pictured. Yes, it probably isn’t the best choice in this weather…😬

@PeteWilcock @BpdLion Hahahaha he blocked me. What a sad little man

@PeteWilcock @BpdLion You literally talk like an edgy teenager. Level 1 NPC? Get a grip

I hate this weird British genre of lying about the past, thinking they had some Oliver Twist existence. So sad.

@PeteWilcock @BpdLion Is this your first time talking to adult?

@NotMerkle @BpdLion Is this your first day on the internet?

@PeteWilcock @BpdLion Look at you going off at the slightest reply to you being a twat. Can't take what you dish out then?

@NotMerkle @BpdLion Just what the fuck is this supposed to convey? How many mental illness conditions you have?

@indigoflow13 @BpdLion The OP says parents never went out to eat..

@BpdLion Grew up in the 80s and 90s and going out to eat was a family planned uncommon occurrence where you’d dress a bit nicer even at a casual restaurant. Home cooked meals every single night. Not sure why you think people would lie about their actual experience. What reason would they?

@PeteWilcock @BpdLion This is quite a nasty reply for something so slight. Growing up in the nineties we had chippy almost every Friday. Peter, you need to get out of the heat of you're willing to throw out such a nasty reply.

@BpdLion You had shit parents that wasted their money on fags and raised an equally retarded embarrassment of a daughter. These people aren't lying, they just had better parents with a modicum of financial sense. It's why their kids will be better off and you'll die childless and poor.

@BpdLion The OP sounds like gammon engagement porn tbh

@MadelaineLucyH Don't throw glass in a rock house

Don’t feed the hand that bites you.

@LadySappho So she was followed into the men's even though she wasn't actually going to the men's. I've literally followed people the wrong way so many times in my life.

Wait ... she was followed into the MEN'S toilets by a trans woman? Someone she believes should be using the men's facilities? And she's complaining? That's ... weird.

@SandyofSuffolk Boomers didn't farm for engagement either but here you are.

Just so you know. Boomers didn't have fast food. Except fish and chips. Boomers didn't have ready meals. Except Vesta beef curry. Look it up. Boomers didn't have colour TVs, front loading washing machines, central heating or holidays abroad. Boomers didn't have babymoons or baby showers nor did they go on stag or hen weekends. Boomers didn't go to restaurants. Except on birthdays. Boomers didn't have new clothes every year, every season. They made do and mended. But Boomers had a fabulous time in the 1960s to 1980s because people were friendly, respectful, dignified and hardworking. Boomers also had law and order and a judiciary who punished ALL criminals. Boomers were happy with their lot. Yes. I'm a Boomer. Just so you know.

@Snorkyno4 @leo_leo_X My housemate does that all the time 😭

@NotMerkle @leo_leo_X Almost as bad as sticking a spud in a microwave and calling it a baked potato,

Another 15 mins in the air fryer.

@charise_lee I wonder if he does any other sins and blames them on people?

What an ASS‼️ 👇🏼

@aeonsavi I hope she gives him a proper dressing down. I wish I could see his sad "put down upon" face when it happens

@NotMerkle Seriously! He got mad at my roommate and cut off our internet one night, psycho shit. We’re meeting with his mother soon though so we’ll see how much she’s prepared to continue enabling him

Just came across my landlord on FB dating 😂 💀

@SassySouthBlond @ImpudentDomain He blocked me. He didn't want to tell me how many women he's complained about today

@ImpudentDomain @NotMerkle Its not a pissing content when you do it

There are far more single unmarried men between the ages of 30-49 years old. So men. They are having a harder time finding mates. They are the miserable ones.

@ImpudentDomain @SassySouthBlond Like I said. You live in an echo chamber, even here you're proving that men complain about women. How many women have you complained at or about today?

@NotMerkle @SassySouthBlond it isn't a pissing contest, I just got annoyed by her attitude, and Yes I do think women complain more than men because that is what I witness every day.

@ImpudentDomain @SassySouthBlond You seem to be under the illusion that man don't complain about women as must as you believe women complain about men. You live in an echo chamber, mate

@NotMerkle @SassySouthBlond Oh you mean like women bitching about men in every single book, magazine, movie, TV show, podcast, and discussion group for the last 30 years?

It continued! I’m enthralled

Why pay for comedy shows when you can watch the clowns for free on my wall

@MadelaineLucyH That is straight up my morning routine now and then