@PerhamPirates HELL YES IM ALREADY BRICKED UP I CAN BARELY THINK. I CAN ONLY FEEL. AND I FEEL ALIVE. THIS TEAM CAN DO ANYTHING
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Katılım Mayıs 2025
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GET UP IT’S GAMEDAY. YOUR PERHAM PIRATES TAKE THE FIELD AT 1PM WITH A VOYAGE TO STATE ON THE LINE. GROTH HAS THESE GUYS AMPED TO THE BRIM AND THE ENERGY WILL BE ON DISPLAY ALL GAME LONG. GET TO KRUEGER EARLY AND SEE GENERAL TAKE THE FIELD. I/O WILL BE SPECIAL. WE LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
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@PerhamPirates My grandpa died for this. My life is complete
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Anti-aircraft rounds got the bombers tonight. RIP. It was an electric factory at the ballpark all night. Chas “Chas Melvin” Melvin massive shove game and Ellingson threw straight heat for the save. Groth has these guys looking hot. Himself included👀 Back to the ship next week😈
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@PerhamPirates I’d recognize the lovely voice of our skipper anywhere. Thanks for the kind words, general. I’ll be there
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Pirates Fans!! Please enjoy this promotional video from our skipper, General Groth. We take on the Urbank Bombers tonight at 7 pm. Forecast is calling for an absolutely electric game. Our stadium is going to shine tonight and you just gotta be there to see it. Our guys are ready.
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Just woke up and realized I had a wet dream thinking about that Pirates game yesterday. Can’t wait for next week
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That’s a dub!! Groth and the Pirates down the A’s 10-4. KO punches were flying all game. Anger was taken out, and tempers have finally simmered down. Glad all things turned out okay. We will be back next week😈🏴☠️🏴☠️ enjoy the game footage of the heartthrob at the helm below;)
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Ashby got scared and tried not to show up to our first set time @ 1. We’ll try again at 4 in Perham at Matt’s Field. Our guys will be taking out anger in the cages until then. Come see it translate to the field.
General will calm any storm that comes our way
#WeAreTheCaptainNow
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Get up It’s Gameday!!
The Pirate legends Groth and Daw travel to Deer Creek today to take on the Ashby A’s @ 1. In this first round of playoff action, we know that Pirate Love Will Prevail. This brotherhood will stand tall in the face of danger and take it by the horns together.
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Heard our game got moved to 1 on Saturday and to Deer Creek… won’t affect my consumption of cold barley pops on the bench🏴☠️🏴☠️
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@PerhamPirates Fuck yeah. Gonna be hard to sleep this week
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Your mom’s favorite players sweep the DH and lock in the first round bye. If you drive past Krueger this week, you’re sure to see us out there grinding to stay ready. Groth has this team firing on all cylinders at the right time. See you next Saturday🏴☠️🏴☠️
#WeAreTheCaptainNow
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Last regular season games for your Pirates today. We take on Vergas in double-header fashion starting at 1. Stands are filling already so get here soon — word is getting out about the Eye Candy steering this ship. We are in for a good one today😎
#WeAreTheCaptainNow
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God Damn I cannot wait for Pirate playoff baseball. Cream unis going to be extra creamy…
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The Heartthrob at the Helm of the Pirates makes me throb
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General and the Pirates finally finish off Midway. 8-1 is your final score and the fellas can finally rest easy and watch the Fourth of July fireworks.
We have 3 games before ploffs. Expect your mom’s favorite players to play their hearts out for the Heartthrob at the Helm.
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@PerhamPirates Watching those balls go over the fence and seeing general fist pump in the dugout made me feel a certain type of way…
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Your mom’s favorite players took down DC tonight. The fairgrounds saw lots of action from a couple fellas😎 Esmeralda approves…
Auggie and Shumansky went deep to cap off an 8-4 win. We will be back in action tomorrow night against Henning in Henning at 7:30.
#WeAreTheCaptainNow
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I would have loved to see general groth as a young buck… the things I would do to see that cutie…
Perham Pirates@PerhamPirates
A love letter to America, from The Pirates. As a young buck, the 4th of July was always my favorite time of the year. Wiffle ball, countless cold pops, fireworks, and love for one’s country. This country is beautiful and I think you should enjoy it with us tonight @ 7 in Perham.
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Chas “Chas Melvin” Melvin could be my child’s baby daddy and I wouldn’t care at all🔥🔥
Perham Pirates@PerhamPirates
Your mom’s fellas split with Bluffton today. PO, Chas “Chas Melvin” Melvin walks off the second game with an absolute moonshot. 4 hits in the game but 2 were bombs to take the game 2-1😈 Shumanski pimped the other🚀 Start resting up to get rowdy on the 4th. #WeAreTheCaptainNow
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@PerhamPirates Guess I gotta give the General a good time tonight to cheer him up
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The fellas lost a tough one tonight after Benny Boi Shumanski had a beauty of a play made against him. Fun atmosphere in the confines. We will get em in 2 weeks.
General Groth looked stellar in the cream pants… If you haven’t seen them yet, you gotta.
#WeAreTheCaptainNow
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I would sit in the corner of the room and watch silently just to hear this man sing again. Pirates going to get down to business tonight😈
Perham Pirates@PerhamPirates
Yo Ho happy fri-yay. It’s especially happy when your Perham Pirates get to play god’s glorious game of baseball @ 7:30 in Deer Creek🙏🏻🙌 General Groth is especially looking forward to after the game with hopes of finding love in the confines of the Creek. #WeAreTheCaptainNow
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