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@Shrews_zone not too worried yet tbh, I'll wait to see the transfer window first if not much changes i still reckon there's easily 6 teams down there with us

I think we may be in some trouble #Salop

@daisycutterzine no, but at some point Jonathan Agnew will rattle off a field setting on TMS and your eyes will roll back into your head and you'll go into a trance like state where you can picture everything perfectly, and your world will never be the same

you do not need to know any of these things to enjoy a game of cricket btw

@iamnyct0n01r @historyman66 tbf, they're actively told not to use it

@historyman66 Come to think of it I don’t think I’ve ever encountered a JW on this app

Orthodox guys are like the jehovah’s witnesses of twitter, mention anything about religion and one will pop up asking if you’ve considered orthodoxy

@JaneofJesus happy birthday!

!! Bday presents :D

Cricket is a simple sport.

@shrewsnews_ bring. him. home.

🚨 Shrewsbury Town are considering a potential move for former defender Taylor Moore. 🟡🔵 No contact has been made yet, but the club could pursue a deal in the coming weeks. Would you take him back at Salop? 🤔👇

I’ve had the ‘hahahaha, now announce the real squad’ tweet planned for weeks, but fair, Mr Baz I was unfamiliar with your game

Few understand the importance of having a sick ass jacket that everyone recognizes you by

@DutchBKate I've wondered that tbf, he's definitely one of the best options for 3, but I don't have him as an absolute banker for it

Why is Jacob Bethell a shoe in or "established" in the Test squad? Is it just because he scored a fabulous 154 in the last innings of Test cricket that England played & everyone has short memories? He averages less than 10 in the 1st innings in his Test career.

@weymarplanet I'd consider moving him down the order, but I'd argue as captain and as a key bowler, he's practically undroppable

Strange how people aren't talking about Ben Stokes' pathetic performance, especially with the bat during the Ashes. Is he immune to criticism?

@emmathebeloved are you quitting your job?

i’m gonna miss the maintenance guy who gives me all the beer we find

i’m an evil shebrew oppressing the boyim

@emmathebeloved let my man test the gravity in peace

yeah go ahead that’s not 50 dollar conditioner or anything

@Shrews_zone not sure about the blue on the home kit but that away is incredible work

Opinions? #Salop

@callumfinazzi oh my days that 3rd kit is brilliant

Shrewsbury Town 26/27 💙🧡 Had fun designing these, Let me know what you think!

Need a girl who carries around a lantern

‘Why’s the cue ball glowing?’ -John Virgo (2018 Chernobyl Masters)

Next time I have a spare two and a half grand I’m taking up the hurdy gurdy. This is your only warning