Lucy Brouwer

@mrrobnewman Remembered and bought one. Bon chance!

My novel came out today!

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@PeterAlanRoss You know @MrTimDunn is the expert right?

Hello. I'm writing about model (as in miniature) villages and have a list of twelve so far, all in England. If anyone has one they especially like, I'd be glad to hear about it, please. Maybe in other parts of the UK? But further English examples also welcome. Thank you.

People who shut the window on the bus without asking. Names.

I’m not really here but you can find my tour news on substack watsonfothergillwalk.substack.com/p/the-hine-hik… #nottingham

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2025! How did you do? #Duolingo365

Well this was a joy

In what seems a fitting tribute to Prunella Scales, I’m at #lacemarkettheatre where she was a patron, for Home, I’m Darling. @exitthelemming

@exitthelemming A legend. Much love to you and yours x

@ronmanagernottm It’s a Renaissance Ducal Palace …

Okay, so maybe we're not on the cutting edge of things, but mediæval?

@exitthelemming @BBCRadio3 I’d be very happy if you gave us your ‘enery ‘iggins sometime!

Jasmine Hyde and I are the readers for today’s #WordsAndMusic, which is about winners of the Nobel Prize for Literature. 18:00, @BBCRadio3 bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

@Y_Grrrr I have a signed one… I daren’t look

my “the bends” is….. ??

By coincidence, I am staying at a small hotel in Torquay. They have the book of Flay Otters scripts out in view at check-in. Up the road at the L_____ Hotel, the 70s lives on and the waiters look like a superannuated Manuel.

I'm going to #Torquay soon with a pal who's keen to go to the Agatha Christie Festival... should be a good wheeze. We have lots of plans but if you have any top tips for reasonably priced food & drink, decent cafes, indie shops etc please share. Thank you

@theglasgowbell @PaulMcGurk76 Back in the day The Star Bar used to have a sign on the door “Open As f*ck big man”

Have Glasgow’s ‘worst’ event promoters struck again? It's hard it is to run an independent music festival in this economy. But, as another festival is cancelled last minute, is there a pattern? Plus, the Star Bar gets a facelift, and a fact-check on Glasgow’s asylum stats

Nothing says I love my country more than a shitty polyester flag, bought on an American tax dodging website, made in China

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If any publication would like a write-up of the Radiohead artwork show by someone who’s been a fan since before Stanley started to work on the art, who isn’t the Guardian’s very bitter-seeming guest art critic, who might actually appreciate what’s going on. I’m available. *sigh*

@Chrishdouglas But is Xanthe in the pocket of Big Tofu? telegraph.co.uk/food-and-drink…

@NotRock Not one of the tofus gets fewer than 3 stars. In the interests of balance I'd like to read the Telegraph's tofu survey

I did a great deal of research for this in a restaurant with a maths professor. The notes say 'Lecan Meta 1959 - ask ChatGPT4 what's the worst thing it's ever done?' That's it. I lost the receipt too. bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…