Sawyer Okey

I stopped playing video games in the 90s once I realized that Patman couldn't wear jeans.. it just made me profoundly sad.

BILLION DOLLAR IDEA: cat proof barrier so I can still shit with the door open without my cat getting all in my business @SharkTankABC

@kennadyer jk don't kill me

@kennadyer make America great again

There's now a petition to have Migos replace Lady Gaga for the Super Bowl Halftime Show. trib.al/O8luglZ

"Chick-fil-a's owner is a Trump supporter!" Me: Damn dats crazy...

@JeverlyD listen to some real music like Tool or Creed

Buy me tickets to Dr.Phil so I know it's real

When you wake up and remember you're going to see Greensky tonight

@NotSawyerOkey may all your pains be propanes

May all your poo's be shampoo's

Favorite text ever

Send that text this morning, shoot your shot: Merry Christmas Lil Mama

@_notoriousnate_ yippee Ki-yay motherfucker

Never thought I'd hear @AlecKrok sing about rolling backwoods... thank you based god for drake covers

@juliaguliaa13 @kennadyer heavy petted

Petition aims to make Mia Khalifa U.S. ambassador to Saudi Arabia: trib.al/FGsF8KG This should go well..

National Geographic is amazing. They captured this momma Elephant giving this water buffalo the work