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greatest achievement is getting my raised-conservative fiancé on the Fuck Ronald Reagan train

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

@darthroach_ @frapposting this is so fucking funny oh my god

@frapposting I smelled them for the first time in elementary school so when I smelled cum for the first time all I could think was "holy shit Bradford pears???"

some guy: wouldnt it be great if we planted trees that STINK all around our walkable city? yeah the trees REEK of CUM, cant walk anywhere near them without getting hit with the smell. Ok, now put 5 on every city block. Make sure Americans cant walk 10 feet without smelling cum.

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@rachcorrine link 👀

I KNOW I MOSTLY TALK ABOUT MEN’S FASHION BUT THIS IS A PSA TO THE LADIES. This ribbed neck tank from J. Crew is literally the best thing to ever exist on this planet. Will be wearing all spring / summer. I have one in grey and two in white. It fits so perfectly perfect. It’s great if your aesthetic is sort of like “I’m from Southern California so I can’t be bothered but I’m hot and slightly undone in the coolest way possible.” My uniform as of late: - J. Crew ribbed tank - Sezane denim (my fave for tall girls! I’m 5’10 for reference) - no bra!!! Small boob superiority. - mule birks (people shit on but I love) - simple jewelry (AirPods for calls only don’t hate me.)

@NadineBlackDog @Colin_d_m And, ironically, democratically run until 2024

@Colin_d_m Charleston, SC and it’s doing quite well.

What even is a Republican run city? Branson, Missouri? Mobile, Alabama?

This Is Why I Don’t Have Telekinesis Bc I Know I Would Have The Fiercest Hemorrhoids Omg 🤕

How the email finds me

A drag queen named Tucker Carlson

can I come over and do this

Adding lol to things is good feng shui

my little brother just randomly said to me that double jumping is real and ancient brazilians used to do it

kinda psycho that there's a clothing brand called 'banana republic'

jesus was executed by his own state government, do not evoke his name in your attempts to lick the boots of the government. he would not like you.

It’s an extra step to turn autocaps off and we all know it. Not so nonchalant after all!

@AmiEverAfter @_lrhughes You’re the best ☺️

@mckend0g @_lrhughes 30s is the perfect time to read fiction with childhood nostalgia, imho.

From the time my little guy was about four months old I have read 2-3 age appropriate books every night and then from a chapter book of some kind as he fell asleep. It felt important to me to introduce the idea that there was something of interest on these pages without pictures, worthy of our time and attention—even if he couldn’t follow the story lines yet. On the weekends when he didn’t want to nap I would sometimes lay on his bed and read from the “bigger books” as we started to call them as he played in the floor. Sometimes out loud, sometimes to myself, picking back up at night wherever I left off as it seemed more important that I continue the routine, not so much that he heard every word. Last night we started the Little House on the Prairie books. As I was leaving him at daycare this morning he said “Mama, don’t read from the bigger book without me”. Something new expands and something of the toddler in him contracts. A new awareness. That he might miss something in those pages. And this is the unfolding of watching a little person grow. I’ve looked forward to chapter 3 all day.

@AmiEverAfter You’re raising a reader!! My dad read me the redwall series as I drew pictures of the characters. He read me all of the oz books, lord of the rings, narnia. I’ve re-read them all. Build the bookshelves now because he’ll be voracious once he starts

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People will look you dead in the eye and tell you to "have respect" for a person who has spent their entire career making sure YOU don't get to live an equal and happy life, or live at all.