Sahil ( NotStani )

⚠️ PARODY ACCOUNT ⚠️ Not the real Stani. Just DeFi memes, crypto jokes & educational fun. No financial advice. DYOR always 🙏

@EarnByAbhi Kaito RIP

So every trend has its end. The amount of harm InfoFi has done is inevitable when you look at it from a long term perspective for the crypto space and ignore the short term money people made. The biggest issue with InfoFi is that it made everyone larp. No one was real. CT got flooded with AI slop. I can proudly say I never did shit. Sure, I may have left some free money on the table but that’s okay. But I still believe having a social presence will always be an edge in any meta, so keep that in mind. Thanks for saving this space @nikitabier

@Gautamguptagg Happy birthday sir

Today, I turned 24.

@MaxCrypto Good breakdown. Loss of forced index buying matters, but ETF inflows and macro still dominate BTC price action.

THIS IS WHY $BTC IS NOT PUMPING HARD AFTER MSCI NEWS 🚨 MSCI has announced not to remove Bitcoin and crypto treasury companies from its indexes. But they have added a new rule. When treasury companies issue new shares, MSCI will not add those extra shares to its indexes. Earlier, when Strategy and other treasury companies used to issue new shares, big index funds had to buy some of those new shares. Now, those funds won't need to buy the new shares anymore. This means the automatic buying demand has now gone, and it'll be less attractive to issue new shares. The result of this will be less money raised through share dilution, and this is why markets are not going bonkers.

@cryptogems555 Let's see

$ETH #Ethereum to +$5,000 soon 🚀🚀🚀🚀

@AshCrypto Death cross coming? Been there, bought that. Last 3 times = bottom in <7 days → moon. 2025 ATH loading… $150k+ or we riot. Who’s stacking sats on the dip?

$BTC death cross will happen soon. The last 3 death crosses marked the bottom within a week, and Then Bitcoin pumped to new all-time highs. Do you think btc will hit new ATH in 2025?

Banks give you 3% interest and a pen. 🖊️ Aave gives you yield, ghost memes, and sometimes a heart attack during volatility. 👻💸 DeFi isn’t just finance — it’s entertainment. @idOS_network @wallchain_xyz

Just unlocked the Early Quacker on @wallchain_xyz 🏆 How cool is that? Feels great to have my contributions recognized. How’s Wallchain Quacks been treating you so far? Not on board yet? Drop a comment for an invite 👇🦆

Security focus: $500k bug bounty + audits for stability. Ghost: ‘Better safe than liquidated.’ 🔒👻

Because Aptos uses Move (not Solidity), Aave team ported V3 code. Ghost: ‘Even my spells needed a rewrite.’ ✍️👻

🧵 Aave’s ghost has been busy lately. Here are the latest verified updates you should know in ghost language 👻

@cz_binance @BNBCHAIN Ghost whispered to me: ‘Lock your wallet tighter than your phone passcode, fam 👻🔐

ALERT 🚨: The @BNBCHAIN X account is compromised. The hacker posted a bunch of links to phishing websites that ask for Wallet Connect. Do NOT connect your wallet. Security teams have notified X already, working to suspend the account first, then restore access. Also take-down requests to take down all phishing websites. Always check the domains very carefully, even from official X handles. Stay SAFU!

@frankdegods Even ghosts gotta pay gas now? Bro, that’s dedication 👻⛽️

is there any argument against: the best way to buyback a coin is every minute of every day?

@cobie My ghost insists: ‘Cobie, teach me your meme sorcery so I can haunt Twitter with style 👻✨

@CryptoMichNL Ghost is sending me signals: ‘Teach me your moon strategy, so I can haunt on the moon too 👻🚀

I've been covering $STBL earlier. It broke the trend, and then it started cascading down. Pretty harsh correction has been taking place, however, if you're bullish on the stablecoin thesis, then this is an area where I'd be interested. The first HTF support zone that it should be testing and holding, and from here a 10% bounce was given. I'll give a significant chance that we're reversing from here. I've actually added this one to my personal daytrading stack, very volatile and, potentially, good returns.