Not Today Mom

Stop fighting on the internet or nobody gets dessert.

Imagine not having any shredded cheese in the house.

I understand how cows can just stand in a field and eat all day.

Me two weeks into animal Twitter.

@NotTodayEric @buffalo_xyz 😂

@buffalo_xyz Let’s get ice cream.

Me one week into animal Twitter.

@NotTodayEric @photon010

I understand why birds poop on people.

@NotTodayEric @squeak20021 I love them!

@squeak20021 She got tired of all the politics but she’s slowly coming back because of Animal Twitter. 😂

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about cheeseburgers and still be friends with a cow.

@NotTodayEric I love them! ❤️

It’s pronounced Animal Twitter, the “this is what I needed in my life” is silent.

Me 3 days into animal Twitter.

Facebook: your family is here. Instagram: your friends are here. Twitter: there is a cow here.

@NotTodayEric She’s my favorite.

I’m coming back to Twitter for the animal accounts. ❤️

@NotTodayEric There’s animals?

Sorry I'm late, I was playing with animals on Twitter.

Dear kids, the internet used to scream at us before we logged on. It was intense.

Garlic bread is just regular bread that's in the mafia.

@NotTodayEric ❤️

@NotTodayEric Yes.

Dear kids, we used to touch our music before we listened to it. It was awesome.

@NotTodayMother Angela! Such language 😳😂 Are you sure it wasn’t rum cake?

@NotTodayMother So that you don't have to 🫢 😂😂😂 😇