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Opinions are my own according to what you believe politically.
Minneapolis, MN Katılım Eylül 2025
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@leek_uncle50361 @_A_Clever_Name @jooniekisser @bluehoururbia @missforehead They fucking outlawed them in their city now 😂😂 "it promotes underage drinking", whats next? Glass houses?
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@NotVonk @_A_Clever_Name @jooniekisser @bluehoururbia @missforehead Sounds awful they should get one
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@OffAndSphere @RefreshRear @_niikhavoD @GarrusVNBadger Even the painful spices have actual good flavors too, it's almost worth to eat it even though it's 10x worse coming out the other end.
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@RefreshRear @_niikhavoD @GarrusVNBadger i've eaten both the pain for the sake of pain spicy and the actual flavor spicy and both are good
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Can't wait to see all the "WHITE!!!" replies, but there's such a thing as "too spicy". And that line should not be crossed because the end product is uncomfortable and borderline inedible:)
maica@maicasyaa
Hey, do you like extra spicy noodles?
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@leek_uncle50361 @_A_Clever_Name @jooniekisser @bluehoururbia @missforehead My parents don't have a fence in town but they have trees covering their yard in every direction lol
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@_A_Clever_Name @jooniekisser @bluehoururbia @missforehead If you have a backyard, you have a fence. If you didn’t have a backyard, you aren’t in the suburbs.
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@UsaTitletown @midwestern_ope It's always Minnesota v Wisconsin in every finals, its biases that decide the winner from there! 😂
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@midwestern_ope In no fucking universe is this remotely accurate.
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@thecoolestguy37 @RussoHockey Boldy - Yurov - Brink on top line
Tarasenko - Hartman - Zuccy on 2nd
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Day-to-day with lower-body, the team says
Michael Russo@RussoHockey
No Kirill Kaprizov in warmups for the #mnwild
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Zuccarello for Eriksson Ek
Hughes for Kaprizov
Craig Johnson@craigjohnson_3
@RussoHockey Who has the “A”s tonight
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@BillSexson @RussoHockey Shit I'm going as well, I wonder if they're just using this game as a test run for lines considering our position in the playoffs is pretty much set in stone
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@RussoHockey The one time this year i will be going to a Hockey game on Saturday and may not have Kaprizov in the lineup. Better be playing Saturday.
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Kaprizov skated this morning and was in the locker room after, so likely not serious
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@Hoop_JohnB @00CTOS__ @iam_johnw Hey now, we had like 2 months left of HS when the lockdowns happened!
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@00CTOS__ @iam_johnw nobody who did covid lockdown in middle/highschool is a real mf im sorry
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Middle school and 2017 in the same sentence is diabolical
Chewy@friarchewy
Nothing beat 2017 middle school math class, stacking phones and watching the greatest tournament humans have ever seen
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Gopher Hockey HC Potential Candidates (No particular order):
Pat Ferschweiler - Western Michigan
Ben Barr - Maine
Nate Leaman - Providence
Greg Carvel - UMass
Garrett Raboin - Augustana
Who do you all want to see as the next Gopher Head Coach?
Who do you NOT want to see?
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@kranman85 @JFreshHockey @domluszczyszyn Yea because I love staying up until 1 am on a work night for a Double OT playoff game.
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@JFreshHockey @domluszczyszyn They definitely think that more casuals will watch in April vs June because of the weather. As Bettman has always said "sunshine has always been our enemy"
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extremely NHL to prioritize *the first round* and not better matchups farther down the line 🤦♂️
Michael Russo@RussoHockey
NHL GM meetings: Gary Bettman defiant about playoff format, goalie interference debate gets testy, playoff cap likely a non-issue, World Cup/Russia participation, Bettman supports Parros, Guerin and USA Hockey future, more by @PierreVLeBrun and me nytimes.com/athletic/71284…
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"What do you guys think of the strippers?"
Bongo: "I slapped him on his ass twice and left a nice red mark"
#fishtanklive
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Ben: "Do you think that the way you behaved around those strippers was ok?"
Bashir: "Yes. It was an affront to God."
Ben: "Do you know how much money I spent on that?"
#fishtanklive
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@RyanStieg Meanwhile Silver opens his mouth and immediately becomes the worst in every metric
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Bettman and Manfred constantly dueling over who is the worst commissioner in sports
The Athletic NHL@TheAthleticNHL
NHL commissioner Gary Bettman has long supported the current playoff system, which doesn’t seed teams 1 through 8 in each conference. His stance didn't change at this week's NHL GM meetings, despite push back from some in the league.
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Production needs to get on the strategy snitching, they've let way too many of them through today and its ruining a lot of the scheme factor.
#fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive
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It’s so funny that i have literally never seen another image of the metaverse. Like it came out, right? Did metaverse even happen? I have not seen a single person ever tweet about it
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Meta announces they'll be shutting down the Metaverse, after pouring $80,000,000,000.00 into the project.
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The NFL is laying groundwork for hiring replacement officials this season if the league is unable to agree on a new collective bargaining agreement with the NFL Referees Association, per @SeifertESPN.
espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…
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Wolves lead after the first! Randle with four assists and four steals in the quarter.
#Wolves | kfan.com/listen
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