Russell Gard

Either, I’m a big victim (maybe unintended) to time crimes (and they may think it isn’t crime because it’s for “good” reason) or I’m being psychologically tortured to believe that. Either way it’s unjust and really wrong, it feels like my soul was stolen and then my life was cursed. I am pretty sure it will never be corrected and only gets worse, and I don’t mean just this life, but I will start this life again and it will be worse than this time and it’s already been unacceptably bad. I honestly have memories of life being okay with events that couldn’t have and didn’t happen this life. I’ve felt doom on a level not meant for mortals. It shouldn’t be as is nor is there reason for it, it’s flawed to say and believe we are all one while tossing one under, but I’ve heard the flawed ideology of what creeps where I’m blind and helpless.

@420iloveweed What temp is it set for?

Chores done, the pool is calling my name.

@centristpeater No please tell me this is a joke. @grok is this real? @grok do you want a spider body?

🚨 California startup Satyress unveils a 2 meter-tall arachnid robot designed to care for young children and the elderly.

@klara_sjo She’s got a back for it if she could pass the barrier

Have you ever wondered how to say "Welcome to Budapest" in Hungarian?

@klara_sjo Am I missing something or is this a miss

A man with a speech impediment walks in a bar and shouts “Free beers outside!” So everyone in the bar, except the bartender, ran outside in excitement. The bartender, visibly angry, yells at the man “What the hell did you do that for? Now I have no customers!!” The man says “Sorry mister, I honestly didn't fink any of those men would be brave enough to fight a grizzly beer, let alone free of them”

Boiled the rye (mushroom starter) it’s drying and just saw I have a hole in my pressure cooker. If it weren’t for bad luck I’d have none.

@punt_rd I feel more connected to Cobain now since I worked at Radio Shack, sort feel like I was dealt the lows for his heroine highs

Way before Nirvana cracked the big time they proved you could do it on the cheap, in any location, and sound killer!

@DestryBrod What if he didn’t like apples

That guy that tried to embarrass Will in Good Will Hunting would have fit in perfectly here.

A man dressed like this could tell me I should breathe air and I would somehow muster the strength to stop.

Hear me out. Influencer insurance, have influencers get insurance in case they say something stupid like “kill yourself” and somebody listens or if they say something dumb that looses them influence and money. #Geico #statefarm

Look at this bird that flew into my door. I put him in a box to heal with peanut butter bird seed and water.

@FoxNews No wonder he wants to hide his face

@FoxNews He can’t be right handed, but I doubt he’s left handed too. I don’t believe this it’s got to be AI, no one can possibly throw that bad

Dr. Anthony Fauci is still getting the hero treatment at the Smithsonian. The face of America's COVID-19 response is prominently featured inside the National Museum of American History, where an exhibit highlights the ceremonial first pitch he threw at a Washington Nationals game in 2020. The display calls Fauci the nation's leading epidemiologist and says he urged sports leagues to base reopening decisions on "scientific evidence and public health judgment" before noting he threw the opening pitch when baseball returned in an empty stadium. The exhibit remains on display as the Smithsonian faces growing scrutiny over its messaging and exhibits. foxnews.com/politics/woke-…

@SandyofCthulhu Weary followers click on the little heart under the text so that Sandy may know you appreciate his input

One of my favorite things in any video game is when they say, "There's an ancient proverb here. It's meaning is lost to time. It goes like this 'Link use your chainshot on the cracked wall.'" Or the ancient monolith has this carving: "O traveler, I used the B button to dodge attacks." I adore these kind of legends in video games. 1/3

Cd/ Ipconfig/release Ping pong.com

@DanielleLuvsBJs It does, hope you get better. I’m struggling too, I know it’s hard.

@DanielleLuvsBJs How are you doing?

@klara_sjo @octopuscaveman has done it

It is scientifically possible to fart out of your dick.

@kirawontmiss If this guy is alive elsewhere in a paychward, may I speak with him?

how bored do you have to be to do this😭

@mrmikeMTL 20% plus paid back in full

@mrmikeMTL 2milllion and one hundred

A friend lends you $100 to gamble and you win $10M, how much are you giving your friend?