guildedOrchard (notchtwt) (jebtwt) (homestucktwt)

←↑↓NATCHLES↓↑→ Notch Fanboy Likes: Aphex Twin, Chris Clark, DannyB, S3RL, Ken Ashcorp, and The Living Tombstone. Interests: Art, music, coding, modding, etc., Retweet to be mutuals. Disclaimer: I do not hate Jeb or Dinnerbone, but I do hate Microslop. <3

I wanna die

Black people: how do I download from GitHub

Fiction affects reality. Take a look at political propaganda. It is known to depict fictional scenarios or people such as "we are the superiors who win all wars" or "model citizens". They are also drawings too, yet people believe the same things that the propaganda material says.

@ThatRabidDog It’s not about the person being ugly, but rather that they’re making themselves look WAY better with their persona

OdessanBvll has been banned for one day for advertising.

@softsickgirl LOL YEAH SUGAR GLIDERS ARE CUTE I currently only have a hunting dog and a tuxedo cat irl so I've been looking into more exotic pets

@NotchJebBone SUGAR GLIDERS ARE CUTE THEY HAVE THAT PET IN ADOPT ME TOO LOL

Buying an owl rn omgee

@softsickgirl I used to own a wild dingo from australia I've been thinking about getting an owl in real life for a while now either an owl, a sugar glider, or a spider monkey

@NotchJebBone LMAOOOO NOO

@AChevyWolf "YES... WE WILL BUILD GOODWILL WITH OUR CUSTOMERS, DELIVER SERVICES AND PRODUCTS THEY WANT AT A REASONABLE PRICE... AND THEN... THEY WILL GIVE US THEIR MONEY!! MUAHAHAHA!"

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

the beatles should have recorded an album called fortnite chicken penis

Oh yeah? Name a Forsaken dev that's a pedophile.

Thread on Chibi Reviews flagging 🧵 (1/12) On April 26th and May 1st, leaks from a Twitter/X gc were posted to Chibi’s thread on the site Kiwifarms. The leaks showed fans of Chibi organizing flagging on critics of Chibi on YouTube and Twitter, chibi is a participant in this gc

@softsickgirl why 💔

@NotchJebBone I need to have them on💔

@PlantsvsZombies My first time playing Plants vs. Zombies was back in 2016, loved it. By the way, when is Replanted 1.6?

🎉 17 years of defending lawns! What was the first game you played? Share your memories, fan art, and creations with #pvz17th and we'll share our favorites across social ❤️

Please beware of this site. It's not "official" like it claims. The listings have botched designs, misspellings in the listings and products with STOLEN artwork. #smilingfriends

@goobqer ???