Notes From Cow Close

When you've been acting normal for too long and now your weirdness needs to come out

reform voters dont even know what theyre voting for they just dont like brown people

@EricTrump Twat.

I've realized that in my 40s, my mind thinks I'm 25, my body thinks I'm 80, and my playlists think it's still the 90s! 🥹 🤷‍♂️

@ODEONHelp hi - when will maverick tickets be on sale? Cineworld have released theirs…..

Current fave

a voz de trovão dela quando inicia freedom, eu amooo

Today is Pedro Pascal’s birthday.

@Ryanair They set this too early right?

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Neurodivergent? In my day we called it “a pleasure to have in class but easily distracted.”

@GemsOfCricket 🫣🫣🫣

Crazy times we’re living in.

If you believe Nigel Farage gives a fuck about Working Class people, you probably believe the stripper actually fancies you.

Yes South Africa. Well done @albiemorkel 🎉🎉🎉

search “beyoncé + (your name)” in gifs & reply with what comes up😭

It never occurred to me that Giraffes have nowhere to hide from storms! 📍 Maasai Mara, Kenya on Friday

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

Pedro Pascal. That's it. That's the tweet. #SuperBowlLX

@mattlieb Why they all look the same?

Damn I didn’t know seat fillers were allowed to bring their phones.

If you're an aspiring cricket writer, or just a fan with a laptop, drop me a line. I can definitely find something for you to do (and there might be a small payment in it too).

Luke Wright is the fall guy? What?