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@DeadlineDayLive Woltemade better than them all except Ramos. Scored plenty of actual goals when he was played in the proper position

🚨 Newcastle United have a 𝗙𝗜𝗩𝗘-man shortlist for the summer as they look to add a striker to actually score goals next season. The shortlist as it stands: 🇸🇳 Nicolas Jackson — Chelsea (on loan at Bayern) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Liam Delap — Chelsea 🇺🇾 Darwin Núñez — Al-Hilal 🇵🇹 Gonçalo Ramos — Paris Saint-Germain 🇪🇸 Gonzalo García — Real Madrid (Source: @TEAMtalk)

@LiamJKennedy23 It’s funny because he is a huge reason they’ll miss out on Europe 😭

EXCL: Sandro Tonali expects to leave NUFC this summer - 'agreement' with club he can exit, if Magpies miss out on Europe ❌ 🤝 The 'gentleman's agreement' that could define Newcastle United's summer transfer policy. shieldsgazette.com/sport/football…

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

More of this, please.😂

@Magpie24_7 Only way he can get a day off!

Malick Thiaw will miss the return leg against Qarabag at St James Park after picking up a needless booking! #NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL

@shitposts_mp4 Yooooo 😭😭😭😅

How the hell can a dude who hasn’t played a game all year participate in the 3 point contest? Also, how does he win that? 🤣

@nufcpb It was his best performance in long time 😂

Genuinely a -100/10 from Trippier here

What Sauce Walka Did To “Hard Knock Life” Was Surgical 🔥⛽️

@flatstick96 @FAmmiranteTFJ Circling back to further prove your point, Kenny W with all high leverage touches was electric last night

@Notorious_TVT @FAmmiranteTFJ It's not how many touches it's which ones. They routinely chose to use the less talented back for high leverage touches, which is stupid. Of course Charbonnet should have a role taking low importance touches to keep Walker fresh, but what they routinely did this year wasn't that.

It's absolutely crazy that Kenneth Walker was in a committee this year. Such a talented back.

50 Cent just dropped the pettiest Super Bowl commercial of all time😂😂😂

@CraigHope_DM Considering he couldn’t remember which hamstring was hurt (stretching out the left, walked off holding the right) I would say he is probably fine

The feeling on Anthony Gordon is that hamstring issue isn't bad #nufc

20 years today since @alanshearer became our all-time leading goalscorer 🙋🏻‍♂️ #NUFC

Ayyeeee! The Bay is in the building, and @larussell slid on this beat while promoting his upcoming album, 'Something’s in the Water', pre-order now!

@femalefanbase @Magpie24_7 Well you can bet that replacing him with nobody is a net negative. Ravaged with injuries on the back line and letting defenders walk is definitely a choice

@Notorious_TVT @Magpie24_7 He was not good enough. End of.

❌ There will be no Bruno Guimarães, Joelinton or Lewis Miley tomorrow at The Etihad. This is on top of no Emil Krafth or Tino Livramento 🤕 ✔️ Sven Botman IS available to pay against Man City. So we literally will see Burn, Botman, Thiaw and Trippier start and Murphy on the bench and that is every 'fit' and available defender that the club has got! The midfield three will have be Tonali, Ramsey and Willock and who exactly is our back up here? This the day after a transfer window has closed! Who allows this sort of madness to go on at a Champions League club!? It's literally INSANE! 🤯 #MCFC #NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL

People who have a dark sense of humor, really do think differently, and grieve differently. Conan O'Brien lost his dad and his mom within 2 days of each other.

@Less_HumbleTeej I hadn’t looked it up but just assumed he lost 😭 automatica L for sure 😂😂

The dude who got his hairline knocked off last night actually won the fight and nobody knows that bc the second your hair falls off it’s an automatic L