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“Israeli Soldiers Filmed Wearing Clothes of Women They Killed or Displaced in Gaza”

@SkyNews I hope someone is safeguarding the man she visited

A "shameless" fraudster who stole £300,000 from a vulnerable pensioner and spent it on Botox and other luxuries has been tracked down by Sky News in Tenerife. Read more: news.sky.com/story/woman-wh…

@andyrobertshull @MarkRookyard @secondtierpod No, and it's ridiculous that they are, and that we are, but, unsurprisingly, the weird Cov fans are chipping in saying they are cheaper. They aren't.

@Notts_Blade @MarkRookyard @secondtierpod Are you saying Hull are charging these prices 🤔

Sheffield United charging £38 for an adult ticket for the visit of Hull next month 😳 £30 for senior, £24 for a young adult. Good grief, can we all agree this is too much?

@CostaCoffee They don't move too fast for me. I'm a capable reader. They move too fast, not just for me. Especially as I don't know which bit of the menu I need to look at. Cafe Nerro don't have those daft boards

@Notts_Blade We are sorry to hear that our digital boards move too quickly! Please ask staff in store for any menu queries, you can also find the menu here: costa.co.uk/menu?utm_sourc…

@CostaCoffee there's nothing quite as annoying as those menu boards that cycle through the menu, so if you don't know what you want it seems to take hours to get back to the correct screen.

@MarkRookyard @secondtierpod Cat A+ games not relevant then?

@secondtierpod Coventry prices for Hull next week

@themblades1889 @SheffieldUnited @suds_susa Embarrassing reply, on so many levels

@SheffieldUnited @suds_susa Don’t bother coming back unless pricks

Five Sheffield United players jet off for international duty. ✈️ Good luck boys! ⚔️

@alt_w_v_g How much is a new dishwasher?

The dishwasher broke My wife said "good thing we have the home warranty" I said nothing I've been paying $62 a month for three years for this moment $2,232 for the peace of mind that when something breaks someone will come to the house and tell me it's not covered I called 47 minutes on hold They sent a technician Arrival window: Tuesday through Thursday between 8am and 5pm My analyst delivers faster than that And he still hasn't fixed the gridlines He showed up Wednesday at 4:47pm Looked at the dishwasher Opened the door Closed the door Touched something underneath Said "not covered" 90 seconds That's faster than my bank lets me prove I'm human I said "what's covered" He said "the motor" I said "what's wrong with it" He said "not the motor" I said "convenient" He said the service fee is $75 I paid a man $75 to open my dishwasher, close my dishwasher, and say two words My analyst could do that And he's not even that good I called the warranty company back 38 minutes on hold Requested the policy 129 pages I read all 129 pages Because that's what I do The coverage section is 34 pages The exclusions section is 58 The business model is right there In the margins Where nobody reads Except me Page 91 says "all mechanical and electrical components essential to appliance function are covered under standard service" Page 104 excludes control panels A control panel is an electrical component essential to appliance function Their own document contradicts itself 13 pages apart I highlighted both Sent them an email Subject line: "Plz fix. Thx." Attached both pages No other context Took them three days to send a technician Took them 4 hours to call me back when I found the loophole Funny how that works They covered the repair Waived the $75 And I canceled the warranty anyway Because a contract that contradicts itself isn't a contract It's a suggestion My wife said "so we're canceling" I said "we're canceling" She said "and the dishwasher" I said "fixed. They're covering it." She said "how" I said "I read the policy" She said "all 129 pages" I said "the exclusions section starts on page 47. The coverage section ends on page 34. There are 13 pages between them where they hoped nobody would look." She looked at me Then she said "you're unbelievable" I said "I just saved us $744 a year and got a free dishwasher repair. I'm not unbelievable. I'm thorough." She looked at the ceiling The dishwasher works now The warranty is canceled And the policy has been read By at least one person Probably the first Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@angloSieg @FLAFGreaterMan1 @flaf_nottm @MerseysideFLAF @ArsenalFlaf @FlafYorkshire @Safc_FLAF @FlafScotland @CymruFlaf @hullcityflaf @LadsLasses @Class1Action Is that the vest you can do?

@FLAFGreaterMan1 @flaf_nottm @MerseysideFLAF @ArsenalFlaf @FlafYorkshire @Safc_FLAF @FlafScotland @CymruFlaf @hullcityflaf @LadsLasses @Class1Action What are you fàggots gonna do? Try and give them aids?

This is Nazi Boy, Ryan Ferguson’s girlfriend Katie. She’s a Nazi too. Please pm us or email: footballagainstfascism@gmail.com if you know her surname & location. We’re also after the names and locations of the two men wearing sunglasses. Thanks in advance.👊🏼

@KyleMcD38756826 @lporiginalg Professionals need to have a bad day when they aren't working, not when they are.

@lporiginalg Big deal. People have bad days and this doctor or nurse might be having a bad day. Get over it.

@MarkHeath45 @steveo49sc56051 This you? I see you got away with it

@steveo49sc56051 Absolutely

Liverpool looked fun today! I want to connect with folks ready for the next one! Antifa need taking down a peg or two?? 😁✊🏻🇬🇧

@YoungBobRB Twat

🚨UPDATE: On Antifa, my arrest, and the scandalous way that UKIP security guards intentionally put me in danger. Towards the end of the march for Jesus, Antifa began to target me as I was away from the UKIP crowd, respecting their boundaries, because of course I disagree with them, however, I still want to report on their demonstrations. Immediately, as we were attacked, the police escorted us to a kettle occupied by UKIP supporters, as it was considered the safer area, assuming there would be less risk of further confrontation. Their security team (Patriots of Britain), who in the past had accounts suspended for threatening right-wingers at protests, then reported me for breach of the peace. Subsequently, I was arrested. As a result, I was left with no real option but to move between the UKIP side and the Antifa side of the protest. On each side of the protest, either Nick Security were assaulting me or Antifa was. These were the only few occasions where I was generally scared for my safety because the police were constantly committing illegal acts by refusing my ability to film what was going on. That said, I think UKIP is electorally irrelevant. If you want a right-wing party, look at Restore. If you want a protest movement, look at Britain First. And if neither appeals to you, look at Advance UK.

@jaromny08 @FalconryFinance @grok Lol. You pay for twitter to have grok lie and make shit up.

@FalconryFinance @grok what was the outcome of this

Pokemon go to jail

@nicko4161 @PressSec 😂 what the?

@PressSec The name Jesus Christ has true power. Unlike the name of false prophet Mohammed, or Buddha, or Joseph Smith. Even mentioning Jesus to an unbeliever invokes serious contention. They start squirming, getting defensive, agitated, insulted, ontologically confused. It’s a marvel.

...and what's wrong with that, Margaret?

@RapidResponse47 @POTUS Who were the three people executed? Renee Goode, Alex Pretti and who else?

.@POTUS on the Iranian regime: "We've been hitting them awfully hard. I don't know if you can possibly get hit harder. These are thugs, and animals, and horrible people... but I'm not surprised, they executed 3 young people for protesting."

@JohnnyQ1979 @1PercentClubITV 🙄

@1PercentClubITV A minus sign -

Here's a question from the first series. 30 seconds starts now. #the1percentclub

@ryanjacko2691 @Jordan251993 @Sydiepeck8 You're deluded

@Notts_Blade @Jordan251993 @Sydiepeck8 100% happened!! Shit himself, then when they got separated, kept looking back to make sure nobody else was following him 😂

Not true at all mate I don’t smoke vapes, the only thing I smoke is 4 Sheff Derbies 😮‍💨

@Blakenburg8 @LeeAndersonMP_ Will poor punctuation be banned? You'd be fucked.

@LeeAndersonMP_ No drinking Guinness in 100 years time with alcohol banned by the new newcomers arriving in the 1000’s each month at the present time.

Our Future. Last night I had a drink on my own overlooking the Thames and thought to myself what would our country look like in 100 years - what do you think?

@uptheowls76 @Jordan251993 @Sydiepeck8 When he was celebrating near the friends and family, in the Family Stand? Like he always does? And the Wendy fella got confused about what he was doing?

@Notts_Blade @Jordan251993 @Sydiepeck8 Oh it most definitely did

@Jordan251993 @Sydiepeck8 Which didn't happen.

@Sydiepeck8 Remember when you shat yourself after giving it the bigun and svante tried to batter you?