Notts Blade

@TheNorfolkLion Look at the bins. Reform voters.

This guy had his bike stolen and traced it down to a house. The bike’s been there for over 12 hours, but listen to how the police acted and the attitude! They say they can’t do anything because the back gate is open and there’s no other evidence. He then argues with the man, who clearly just wants justice for his stolen bike. The British police are an absolute joke.

@Acyn Chrisst. Man. Chrisstman.

Trump: 400,000 souls rest on these grounds. Beside him are more than 18,000 other young men named William, over 20,000 named John, over 13,000 named James—joined over time by Isaacs, Elijahs, Earls, Hanks, Helens, Juans, Margarets, Marius, Donalds—not too many. *laughs*

@stevierobatkins @JonHucknall @SalfordCityFC I've been a few times, and walk past it to go to Hobbycraft and The Range. It's a great ground

@Notts_Blade @JonHucknall @SalfordCityFC You’ll love Meadow Lane then if that’s the case 👍🏼

Our season ends with defeat in the League Two Play-Off Final.

@JonHucknall @SalfordCityFC Living 5 mins from the ground, and working in Notts, I'm delighted County have gone up. I can't stand that rabble on the other side of the Trent though.

@Notts_Blade @SalfordCityFC Watch the last few mins back of the league game there a few weeks ago. Celebrated in Notts faces like they’d won the league… did patto’s team talk for him today

@The92Bible Anyone could be favourites. Anyone could go down. Who is the biggest team in L2 next year? Swindon? Port Vale?

League Two 2026/27

@Loyalbelcag This ranks highly on my favourited stupid posts list.

I see Gary Neville is at Wembley at the League two play off final . I wonder what he thinks of the disgusting St George’s Flags at either end of Wembley ? Maybe he’ll ask the stewards to remove them . 😉😀 Cmon on the County . 🖤🤍

@LegacySiu Such an odd post. Anyone could Google it in a few seconds, yet you are pretending it's a big secret

Excluding Martinez and Garnacho Name an ARGENTINE player that has played for MAN UNITED VERY HARD

@TDDAH_ @XPHOENIXDRAGON Scripture is just made up folk tales. Written by many, many different people, over hundreds of years. But you base part of your life (I bet you don't follow it all) on it? Crazy. Outdated. Simple minded.

@XPHOENIXDRAGON ITS A LOT OF PORK EATERS IN THE COMMENTS 🤣😂😁 MAD AS HELL AND TWISTING SCRIPTURES TO FIT THERE BELLIES 😖 SHE IS 💯 RIGHT!!

⚠️📖 God said don't eat 🥩 Pork. (Leviticus 11)

@XPHOENIXDRAGON What a sad life. Basing nonsense on a fairy tale. Grow up, it's not the 1800s

@Dominos_UK Your prices.

what needs to go in here

@highkickskungfu @TheJoeySwoll Did you just ask grok to capitalise some random words?

@TheJoeySwoll ITS A WASH BY DESIGN PHONES ARE MARKETED TO BE SO MICH THAT THEY QUALIFIES BASED ON DOLLAR AMOUNT TO GET HIM A FELONY FOR DESTROYING HIS PHONE BUT ENOUGH CONFUSION TO GET BOTH MEMBERSHIPS CANCELLED

No, he should NOT touch your phone but you shouldn’t be filming in the first place and it’s NEVER ok to put your hands on someone.

@plies Dana White is a prick

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s Some Shit U Just Can’t Defend!!!! 🤡

@princessmim0147 Lol. All these stupid replies. The twins didn't have Down Syndrome

🎥Miracle Run (2004) A pair of twins with Down syndrome lived with their single mother, Corrine. She dedicates her life to helping them achieve independence and self-worth through running.

@BotFinderUK Just one leaflet?

6am in Makerfield this morning 🇬🇧💪 leaflet’s in hand, England in my heart and not a single person willing too listen. One woman opened her curtains, saw my turquoise Reform jacket and actually shouted “oh for fuck sake” before slamming them shut again. A bloke walking a Staffie told me Rob Kenyon “wouldn’t know a working class person if one delivered his Ocado order.” Typical lefty abuse 🤡 Still, I persevered. That’s what patriot’s do 🇬🇧 I kept telling people Rob is a man of the people despite being a millionaire because he once had a pint in Wetherspoons and smiled at a scaffolder. Yet somehow nobody appreciated my political analysis. One lad in a hi-vis asked why every Reform canvasser looks like they’ve been barred from at least three Toby Carveries 😂 absolutely disgracefull thing too say. By 9am I was emotionally exhausted so I went into ASDA for a calming shop and a proper English brioche loaf 🇬🇧 Naturally there was none left because, as I loudly explained too nobody in particular, “this country is heading toward a caliphate where you cant even get proper baked goods anymore.” 😡 At this point a woman near the yoghurts muttered “what the fuck are you talking about?” but before I could explain the brioche-to-Sharia pipeline properly, none other than Terry Christian appeared beside the reduced sausage’s looking deeply embarrassed on behalf of the nation. He calmly pointed out that: Brioche is French. ASDA running out of bread isn’t evidence of Islamic takeover. I sounded like “a divorced uncle who gets his news from Facebook comments under a photo of a Spitfire.” 🇬🇧 People nearby started laughing. One bloke dropped an avocado. A child actually pointed at me and asked his mum why the angry man was sweating into a Union Jack lanyard 😡 Then, humiliatingly, some smartarse started blasting “Ebony and Ivory” from his phone. Before long half the bakery aisle joined in while looking at me like I was some museum exhibit called “The Last Facebook Comment Section.” I stormed out shouting “you’ll all regret this when George Soros replaces Greggs with halal vape lounges!!!” 🇬🇧 only too immediately collide with Gemma Collins outside the entrance. “The GC” looked me up and down with visible disappointment and said: “Babe… your exhausting. Have a caramel latte and calm down.” Honestly devastating. Things somehow got worse. Police approached me after several complaint’s that I’d been canvassing aggressively outside people’s houses at 6am while muttering about Gary Lineker controlling the BBC weather map 📺🇬🇧 One officer asked why I’d accused Angela Rayner of “personally importing militant brioche shortages.” I tried explaining the connection’s between Starmer, Lineker, Rayner and George Soros using a diagram I’d drawn on the back of an Iceland receipt but the younger officer looked genuinely concerned for my wellbeing. Eventually they told me too go home and “stop bothering strangers before breakfast.” So I returned too are semi-detached fortress of truth 🇬🇧 microwaved a Findus crispy pancake and settled down too watch my old VHS of The Flashing Blade while posting angry comments about migrant’s under a video of a Labrador playing piano. Later tonight I’ve got a paid video call booked with an OnlyFans girl from Doncaster who definitely likes me and isn’t just pretending because I send her £140 a month and once bought her an air fryer off are Amazon wishlist ❤️🇬🇧 She called me “king” last week. The left cant stand too see a patriot winning 🇬🇧💪

@BrianRoemmele Americans are so weird

Unwelcomed and thought to be not worthy of this task, the audience booed. When they finished it was to standing ovations. Give everyone a chance and have no preconceived notions.

@Treelinius @ICT_MrP That's not true

@ICT_MrP Absolutely no business of the school what she does during her own time.

This anonymous post from a teacher was sent to me and I’d love to know your thoughts on it?

@iam_me31244 @MandelDuck Mine took a week and I didn't pay an extra £20

@MandelDuck I did mine through the post office recently. I paid extrea and they did everything. Its arrived after maybe 10 days max. Its worth the extra £20

Credit where credit is due. I renewed my UK passport this week and was told it could take up to three weeks. I needed it back within that window for travel, but didn’t fancy doing the one-day fast-track appointment at a passport office, so I took the risk. Submitted it on Tuesday. It arrived on Friday. Fair play to the passport office.

@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk Fuck me, your bar is low. 'Gets up to go to work'

He's working class. He's a grafter. A family man. Gets up in a morning to go to work. That's why the left despise him. Vote @reformparty_uk

@PalmerShar48789 @LowerTiers Without no bad owners?

@LowerTiers SUFC lost all 10 playoff games worse record in playoffs history without No bad owners 👀😂😂😂😂😂

Most losses in a Playoff final ❌ How we feeling #BWFC & #StockportCounty fans? 😬